Damage control for NY San Da/ Sifu David Ross

[Violent Designs]

http://www.kungfumagazine.com/forum/...ad.php?t=59041

[Shaolinlueb]

wait what happen? can someone pm me?

[David Jamieson]

wait what happen? can someone pm me?

Well, it would appear that Ross is publicly coming out of the closet and declaring that he is gay. Also, he is claiming to be a Dickensian ghost, telling everyone to STFU, expressing his sorrow over what he did to Wing Chun, ignoring me, applauding the banning of others, noting where poop comes from saying hallowe'en and ninjas are a joke and generally having a major stream of consciousness bowel movement of the fingers...so to speak.

In short, he's constipated and like any good mathematician, he'll work it out with a pencil.

At least, that's what I got from that brain dump. But he won't read this anyway, so "hee hee" about the gay part. *wink wink*

[Lucas]

Well, it would appear that Ross is publicly coming out of the closet and declaring that he is gay. Also, he is claiming to be a Dickensian ghost, telling everyone to STFU, expressing his sorrow over what he did to Wing Chun, ignoring me, applauding the banning of others, noting where poop comes from saying hallowe'en and ninjas are a joke and generally having a major stream of consciousness bowel movement of the fingers...so to speak.

In short, he's constipated and like any good mathematician, he'll work it out with a pencil.

At least, that's what I got from that brain dump. But he won't read this anyway, so "hee hee" about the gay part. *wink wink*

but what if i do this!!!

[MightyB]

For the last time-

David Ross is not G@Y!












But his boyfriend is. Just kidding.

[lkfmdc]

1. I vehemently deny the misconduct with the sheep

2. David Jamieson is not my boyfriend, though he is a well known homosexual

3. The picture of me hanging the boy's choir from my sack is in fact doctored, it was TWO boy's choirs

[MightyB]

1. I vehemently deny the misconduct with the sheep

2. David Jamieson is not my boyfriend, though he is a well known homosexual

3. The picture of me hanging the boy's choir from my sack is in fact doctored, it was TWO boy's choirs

Now people at work think I'm crazy. I literally laughed so hard reading this that coffee came out my nose.

[lkfmdc]

Now people at work think I'm crazy. I literally laughed so hard reading this that coffee came out my nose.

You didn't know about Jamieson?

[GeneChing]

That way they won't be surprised when you go postal with nunchuks and have to be carried away by big men in white coats.

[lkfmdc]

That way they won't be surprised when you go postal with nunchuks and have to be carried away by big men in white coats.

That Gene, he's a clever one, yes, he's a naughty boy indeed

[MightyB]

That way they won't be surprised when you go postal with nunchuks and have to be carried away by big men in white coats.

Nunchuks are too goofy for me. I prefer this.

[David Jamieson]

Just don't tell my wife or she won't do my laundry anymore!

I mean it you guys.

[Yum Cha]

David Ross is a Goy??

[David Jamieson]

David Ross is a Goy??

A Guy, a gay and a goy walk into a bar.
Bartender says, what'll ya have fella?

see you can be all three things at once.

[GeneChing]

what do you mean goofy?