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    How to break a fat chick clinch?

    This technique has eluded me for years. Being a small Asian man, this has been a problem for me. Can someone shed some light?
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    I am seeking sparring partner. Any level. Looking for blondes or redhead. 5'2" to 5'9". Between 115-135 weight class. Females between 17-30 only need apply. Will extensively work on grappling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xcakid View Post
    This technique has eluded me for years. Being a small Asian man, this has been a problem for me. Can someone shed some light?
    hide in her armpit til she passes out, then split. just leave your underwear if you have to.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    use some tickling

    it works on sumo wrestler.


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    This technique has eluded me for years. Being a small Asian man, this has been a problem for me. Can someone shed some light?
    Grab her face with two hands and with the flattest part of your tongue start licking her all over her face.....oh wait...maybe she just might think you're just a bad kisser....never mind.

    ORRRR, you can always hide under one of her folds......ewwwww all sweaty and stinky.
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    The real question is, why would you want to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
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    That's not the kind of Fat Chick Clinch I was talking about MK. I wouldn't mind being clinched by that one. Choke me out Puuuhhhhllleeeessse
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    Last edited by hskwarrior; 11-22-2010 at 10:07 AM.
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    Greetings,

    The answer is: Sufficient, thorough, and repetitive packing. To get out of the clinch you must pack her to her satisfaction.

    mickey

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickey View Post
    Greetings,

    The answer is: Sufficient, thorough, and repetitive packing. To get out of the clinch you must pack her to her satisfaction.

    mickey
    This quote FTW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xcakid View Post
    This technique has eluded me for years. Being a small Asian man, this has been a problem for me. Can someone shed some light?
    the easiest way is to stop using Jamieson as your wingman. The dude's a chubby chaser all the way.

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    Not a chick, but kind of gets the point across:

    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". -Cus D'Amato

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron_Eagle_76 View Post
    Not a chick, but kind of gets the point across:

    yeah especially when in order to get the point you gotta hold him down for 25 seconds.

    that is hard to do, better to go for the nippon right away! lol
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Roll 'er in flour, look for the wet spo...

    oh, that wasn't the question?

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    Specifically looking for a technique to counter a 300 pounder straddling you on your face....
    Master of Shaolin I-Ching Bu Ti, GunGoPow and I Hung Wei Lo styles.

    I am seeking sparring partner. Any level. Looking for blondes or redhead. 5'2" to 5'9". Between 115-135 weight class. Females between 17-30 only need apply. Will extensively work on grappling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xcakid View Post
    Specifically looking for a technique to counter a 300 pounder straddling you on your face....

    "HUM" loudly.

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