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    Quote Originally Posted by xcakid View Post
    Specifically looking for a technique to counter a 300 pounder straddling you on your face....
    Stop at 3 beers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xcakid View Post
    This technique has eluded me for years. Being a small Asian man, this has been a problem for me. Can someone shed some light?
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    Roll 'er in flour, look for the wet spo...

    oh, that wasn't the question?
    I thought it was lift back the rolls til you get to the one that stinks, then, go back one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xcakid View Post
    Specifically looking for a technique to counter a 300 pounder straddling you on your face....
    Eat your way out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    Stop at 3 beers.
    That's strategy, not technique...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yum Cha View Post
    That's strategy, not technique...
    also, it made me lol pretty hard for a couple fo seconds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    also, it made me lol pretty hard for a couple fo seconds.
    Yea, MK buzzes at a pretty high level....
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