-
Post the dumbest martial arts question you can think of.
I wish to learn drunken monkey style in the most traditional manner. What kind of monkey should I get, and how much whiskey should I give it?
_______________________
I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama
-
when training iron body, should i use the steam setting?
__________________________________________________ _________________________ "I'm just trying to lull you into a genuine sense of security!"
-
Is cynthia rothrock really the god queen of tibet?
So, this tiger crane stuff, is that what they use to put tigers in cages?
and the number one dumbest martial arts question ever...
"what about pointed sticks"?
peace
Kung Lek
Martial Arts Links
-
How long will it take me to learn to catch a bullet in my teeth?
_______________________
I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama
-
What about explosive chi?
When will I learn to vanish like a ninja?
The ultimate question....
When will I be the next Bruce Lee?
Sorry I couldnt resist.. :D
Zvika
"He's not dead, 'es resting! Well if 'e's resting, I'll wake him up! 'Ello Mr. Polly Parrot...." -Monty Python, Dead Parrot Sketch
-
Can I win in NHB using Kung Fu?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"It's not really NHB because they won't let me bring a platoon of Navy SEAL's with Blackhawk fire support into the ring!"
-Watchman
-
-
wow yeah, that was really harsh. i wish i had the wit to come up with something like that.
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
-
:D
"Duifang jing zhi meng ji, wo fang tui zhi ce fang xi zhi."
-
On the Spear
You use it for throwing right?
What about.."Wait, how do you do that again?"
Where can I take lessons from Ashida Kim??
"Life's a great Adventure, Mate"
Jacko Jackson
-
N*de Zhōngwén shuō-de zěnmey*ng Sensei?
hahahahahahahah...ok, it's not that funny, but a little maybe? get it?...never mind
peace
Kung Lek
Martial Arts Links
-
Kung Lek
.....hahaha.....
ni hui shuo hanyu ma?(wo hanyu shuo de bu hao)
(how do you do the little tone-line-things on the computor?)
"Duifang jing zhi meng ji, wo fang tui zhi ce fang xi zhi."
-
If I become a ninja can I jump off the Empire State Building and live?
Why is there an M in Martial? Does it mean something?
IXIJoe KaveyIXI
I am Sharky's main man...
-
Is that stuff you do like Karate?
:mad:
*********
-
Ne(3) men do shr(4) hen(2) bun(4).
Ne du di yi tz shua zhe ma yang? Wo bu jr dao.
Gun(4) ne(3) ma du chi bie. Biow(4) tz(4)
wo(3) dei(3) kan(4) ne(3) toe(1). I must chop your head!
Amazing what you can learn watching kung fu movies with a booklet on tonal pronunciation.
Heres my question. I chien wo may tien lien gong fu, rang ho, wo du chi chi shr tai show. Jr shr zhen mo? At first I began practicing kung fu and now, my pe nis is too small. Whats going on?
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts
-
Forum Rules