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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott R. Brown View Post
    These events are supposed to take seconds to minutes, NOT centuries! I think even the seconds would give up after the first five minutes, not to mention the clothing stains!
    ok, how about ducks that have a propensity to peck?
    Because, death by duck takes a while...and it's annoying!
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    ok, how about ducks that have a propensity to peck?
    Because, death by duck takes a while...and it's annoying!
    You didn't like my idea of pulling each other's body hair out with Duct Tape?

    It has the dual benefit of hurting like the d!ckens, and being exceedingly entertaining for the audience. Both of you will be dancing around in pain and screaming like little girls!

    It would be totally awesome!

    Imagine the Youtube hits! You might even make it onto Tosh 2.0!

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    I dunno, my nipples and balls are pretty sensitive.
    I'd like to see someone else demonstrate first...
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    Quote Originally Posted by uki View Post
    this is because in traditional chinese martial arts you need to obtain a permit to obtain a permit to fight.
    You need to obtain a permit for any *legal* full contact fight. It's not a TCMA thing. It's a common sense thing. Obviously we can't condone unregulated fights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    You need to obtain a permit for any *legal* full contact fight.
    this isn't gonna be a full contact fight - it's gonna be a lesson in intention.
    It's not a TCMA thing.
    actually i was making a jab at the people friendly PRC government.
    It's a common sense thing.
    let's not forget the uncommon sense also...
    Obviously we can't condone unregulated fights.
    i will be regulating the entire show.

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    so do you think he'll agree to tangle?
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    so do you think he'll agree to tangle?
    I don't think it'll happen at all.

    for one thing, Spartacus is an asshat for letting uki the mischief maker get to him on teh internets. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    I don't think it'll happen at all.
    did you just see my facebook post on chambers wall??
    for one thing, Spartacus is an asshat for letting uki the mischief maker get to him on teh internets. lol
    just wait until he meets me in person.

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    what is the chamber wall?
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    It's an mma school wall. I guess it's where spartacus trains.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardwork108 View Post
    Palm strikes on the head of a man attemting low take downs can be pretty effective. However, try to train it in a "soft" manner rather than a "hard" (karate) one.

    The ability to deliver "soft" palm strikes are an asset and good to have in your arsenal, even if this fight never happens.
    Jeebers, how have I lived without advice like this for so long?

    The answer's in here with me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vLr7NV7tLA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Punch View Post
    Jeebers, how have I lived without advice like this for so long?
    I don't know, but you are lucky that your path crossed with mine.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Punch View Post
    The answer's in here with me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vLr7NV7tLA
    I prefer to sit in bubble bath myself. That is the true encient way to enlightenment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardwork108 View Post
    I prefer to sit in bubble bath myself. That is the true encient way to enlightenment.
    the true masters blow the bubbles themselves...

  14. #134
    Quote Originally Posted by uki View Post
    the true masters blow the bubbles themselves...


    Lol! If that is a Uki Original, then you should make a calendar with a saying of ancient Wisdom for every day.

    Everty time someone ducks a challenge, they could tear off a tab from the calendar and see what Uki has to say about that.
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    Originally Posted by RD'S Alias - 1A

    I have easily beaten every one I have ever fought.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    Death match hmmm?
    What a Machievellian concept.
    I like it.

    I propose loganberries at 30 paces.
    you couldnt even throw a loganberry 30 paces... or i guess that would be 60 paces... there will be no stains... just scattered berries at around the halfway mark... cmon, least u can do is use rocks...

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