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  1. 03-08-2011, 07:36 AM #1
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    WALMARTial Arts

    OK MMA out McDojos any McDojo you've previosly seen

    Ladies and Gentlmen....


    I present to you....


    From El Reno, Oklahoma...
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

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  2. 03-08-2011, 07:39 AM #2
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    WalMart MMA





    Not only is it in a WalMart, but they run DVDs 24 hours a day so you can train yourself.

    Seriously.
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  3. 03-08-2011, 07:44 AM #3
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    Genius or Mistake.

    I guess we have to measure by the amount of money the guy makes.
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    And Bill 'Superfoot' Wallace is a part of this magic.

    http://thecentermixedmartialarts.com/
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    This could very well be a stroke of genius, if you really think about it.
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  6. 03-08-2011, 08:13 AM #6
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    All the fatties and their tatties are there anyway. May as well hit each other, burn some sweat and then hit the mickey d's after bro.




    lol@americana...
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  7. 03-08-2011, 11:25 AM #7
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    lol@americana...
    I'm sure this will happen in Canada also, the difference is no one will care.

    All jokes aside, is anyone really suprised by this? Wal Mart would use anything under the sun to make money and this, just like most fads or flavor of the week, will die out in a few years. What a great conversation starter for the TapOut tools of the generation:

    Douchebag #1- Yo man, where you train at?

    Doucebag #2- Wal Mart, mother f***er!

    Douchebag #1- Yo man, me too! I'll be back, I got to hit the athletic department and pick me up a rash guard and a pair of those sweet a**ss MMA Elite shorts!

    Douchebag #2- Word.
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  8. 03-08-2011, 11:29 AM #8
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    do you think walmart accept walk in challenges? if i win can i break the walmart sign over my knee?
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron_Eagle_76 View Post

    Douchebag #1- Yo man, where you train at?

    Doucebag #2- Wal Mart, mother f***er!

    This is very funny.

    I can't wait til a UFC champ comes out of a walmart gym. lol That will totally blow some noodles.

    The entire staff of Fairtex will collectively have a heart attack that day.
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  10. 03-08-2011, 12:58 PM #10
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  11. 03-08-2011, 01:02 PM #11
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    I want to officially be the first person to issue an internet challenge to Walmart.

    BRING IT ON WALMART YOU CANT HANDLE THIS!
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  12. 03-08-2011, 02:39 PM #12
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    I wonder if they run tournaments? Winner gets a 25 dollar gift card, a 50 piece chicken nugget meal from the McDonalds next door, and their own parade through the store in those motorized wheelchairs.
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    Wal-Mart MMA: Because buying a gun, ice cream, eye-glasses, prescriptions, and a TV in the same store wasn't enough.
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  14. 03-08-2011, 03:51 PM #14
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    wow... i bet it will make a ton of money... its sad, but its smart...



    Quote Originally Posted by crashhelmet View Post
    I wonder if they run tournaments? Winner gets a 25 dollar gift card, a 50 piece chicken nugget meal from the McDonalds next door, and their own parade through the store in those motorized wheelchairs.
    and thats another thing... whats up with the scooters... its always the planet of a women knocking everything over as she passes by...
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  15. 03-09-2011, 06:48 AM #15
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    First time in a WalMart in the States about two years ago, my wife and i were floored by the amount of scooters buzzing around the store. Up here you would see two maybe three scooters and they are not even being used. Over there, it's like they got a fleet of them and all are being used. I guess it points to the obesity problem.
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