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  1. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    Is that the famous posture "Lo Hon Distributes the In-flight Food Service"?
    I think it means: SIT DOWN or I'll punch you in the face with my Spiral Snake Power Rising Hidden Fist Of Death!

    Then......

    You will be dead, and I'll still be beautiful!

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    PassPort Please!!!!!!!
    I'm pretty sure the only thing tongs do nowadays is make sure Chinese restaurants don't pay out tips to their waiters. - Pazman[/B]

    https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/...8a&oe=52848D36

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    how come the girl in the photo is not "square"?
    Should the shoulder square with the hip?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott R. Brown View Post


    Hong Kong Airlines Flight Attendants learn Kung Fu

    (USA Today) -- Hong Kong Airlines is asking its flight crews to learn a form of kung fu, something the carrier hopes will help its staff deal with drunk and unruly passengers, AFP reports.

    AFP writes "Hong Kong Airlines said all staff had been invited to undergo training in wing chun -- a form of kung fu used in close-range combat -- but it was only compulsory for cabin crew, the Sunday Morning Post (of Hong Kong) reported."

    Dang...they're using Mutants now...


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    I have easily beaten every one I have ever fought.....

  5. #20
    actually people are more interested in the food or snack they serve on board.

    for example, they serve so much better food at disneyland hong kong.

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    Hong Kong Airlines Flight Attendants learn kung fu

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott R. Brown View Post


    Hong Kong Airlines Flight Attendants learn Kung Fu

    (USA Today) -- Hong Kong Airlines is asking its flight crews to learn a form of kung fu, something the carrier hopes will help its staff deal with drunk and unruly passengers, AFP reports.

    AFP writes "Hong Kong Airlines said all staff had been invited to undergo training in wing chun -- a form of kung fu used in close-range combat -- but it was only compulsory for cabin crew, the Sunday Morning Post (of Hong Kong) reported."
    Scott R. Brown ,

    Thanks , for sharing this article with us , well wing chun was developed by a woman anyway , so as long as these women practice , they should be able to defend themselves .

    Lance

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    I was a bit worried for the airlines for a minute, imagine one of the attendants using what they learn to seriously injury a paying passenger, the legal and financial ramifications would be enormous...then I realised it was wing chun they were learning so I breathed a sigh of relief as there's no danger of that happening now

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    Passenger: Excuse me Stewardess, may I have some peanuts and can you bring me an extra pillow.

    Stewardess: I suggest you sit there and keep your f****cking trap shut if you don't want to get chain punched into the next row!
    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". -Cus D'Amato

  9. #24
    actually ba gua would be better

    as they have to bring food and drink in a tray and walk in a narrow aisle.

    dish tray can be a hard weapon, too.

    similar to deer horn without sharp edges.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SPJ View Post
    actually people are more interested in the food or snack they serve on board.

    for example, they serve so much better food at disneyland hong kong.

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    I hear Singapore Airlines has awesome service.
    The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.
    ~ Mark Twain

    Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit.
    ~ Joe Lewis

    A warrior may choose pacifism; others are condemned to it.
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    "You don't feel lonely.Because you have a lively monkey"

    "Ninja can HURT the Spartan, but the Spartan can KILL the Ninja"

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    hmmn. well, air marshals carry glocks n' 45s...so, winning!
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Wouldn't want to be that air marshal who had to fire one of those on board...
    The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.
    ~ Mark Twain

    Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit.
    ~ Joe Lewis

    A warrior may choose pacifism; others are condemned to it.
    ~ Author unknown

    "You don't feel lonely.Because you have a lively monkey"

    "Ninja can HURT the Spartan, but the Spartan can KILL the Ninja"

  13. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Drake View Post
    Wouldn't want to be that air marshal who had to fire one of those on board...
    I am sure they use Glaser rounds!

  14. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Drake View Post
    I hear Singapore Airlines has awesome service.
    yes, singapore airline service is superb.

    they have people speak chinese, malay, hidu

    and ethnic food

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    so I heard

    you know food is most important for me

    and most airline food is you know what

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPJ View Post
    yes, singapore airline service is superb.

    they have people speak chinese, malay, hidu

    and ethnic food

    --

    so I heard

    you know food is most important for me

    and most airline food is you know what

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    I did some research on them recently for a biometrics project. They use biometrics not only as a security device, but they also use it to create a value add for the customer by streamlining a number of services. Brilliant!
    The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.
    ~ Mark Twain

    Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit.
    ~ Joe Lewis

    A warrior may choose pacifism; others are condemned to it.
    ~ Author unknown

    "You don't feel lonely.Because you have a lively monkey"

    "Ninja can HURT the Spartan, but the Spartan can KILL the Ninja"

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