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  1. 03-29-2011, 01:51 AM #1
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    Kim Jong-Il bodyguard training

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    I esspically liked the part where they used a sledge hammer to the face. Priceless.
    My leg being bionic is a reminder that arogance does not come without a price.

    "Keep your skills quiet until it is absolutely necessary to reveal them. And when that time comes, be a divine defender of Buddha." -Gene Ching-... -and "slap them silly."
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    Not sure how healthy some of those methods are.

    But quite brutal overall.
    It is bias to think that the art of war is just for killing people. It is not to kill people, it is to kill evil. It is a strategem to give life to many people by killing the evil of one person.
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    mostly parlour trick crap when it comes to breaking long sticks over your back or smashing concrete on your body. All the force is absorbed into the concrete or bricks.

    Now, what was interesting was the spiderman tactical/practical shooting drills.
    Now that is a unit! Back flip off the wall into a dive twist roll to hit the target.

    yeah, that is beyond FBI...lol

    NK is all about BS parlour tricks though. that's Kim's MO.
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    What? no bullet catching with teeth?
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    Just having spent a year 45 miles south of NC and seing some of the shenanigens that go on up there, that stuff doesn't supprise me. And it still makes me laugh.
    My leg being bionic is a reminder that arogance does not come without a price.

    "Keep your skills quiet until it is absolutely necessary to reveal them. And when that time comes, be a divine defender of Buddha." -Gene Ching-... -and "slap them silly."
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    super villains always have the best body guards....
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
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  9. 03-29-2011, 01:43 PM #9
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    More women, less clothing.
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    Gaddafi uses women doesnt he? man im so jealous of super villains sometimes...
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  11. 03-29-2011, 02:50 PM #11
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    You have a cat, don't you? Carrying your cat as you explain your deathtrap is a cornerstone of super villian work, you could be closer to your dream than you realize.

    Is there anyone you could blame for the chemical accident that made you bald?
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    i dont have a cat....

    and im not bald either

    man the universe really doesnt want me to be super villainous

    i blame KC ELBOWS!

    you and all your freaking elbows...
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  13. 03-29-2011, 02:56 PM #13
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    Sorry, your posting style made me assume you lacked hair, my mistake.
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    Its ok. It is a common mistake.
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  15. 03-29-2011, 03:17 PM #15
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    I know how that goes. I'm often confused with a creepy guy looking for sex chat, but I'm not creepy at all.
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