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    VIDEO: Zero Distance Board Breaking

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKMEy..._order&list=UL

    A video of breaking a black rebreakable board (century) with zero distance, mastered it and it's so fun to do! The board is not easy to break for newbies, you need to train to break it, but it's so fun when you can break it over and over again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CYMac View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKMEy..._order&list=UL

    A video of breaking a black rebreakable board (century) with zero distance, mastered it and it's so fun to do! The board is not easy to break for newbies, you need to train to break it, but it's so fun when you can break it over and over again!
    a.k.a. 1) try to break and fail, then try again on board now partially "broken" (dropping glasses at same time); 2) change tactic by falling into board with entire Pilsbury Dough Boy body weight;

    Hint of the Day: if you don't want people to mock what you post, post something not-lame...

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    So shoving a thin board until it snaps is a skill?

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    Or you could eat pork buns until your body weight snaps the already broken board.
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    thanks dude...i just totally relieved all the stress from my day by spending 5 minutes reading your website. THAT is a fu)(ing miracle and I will now send you $5.
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    Thank you for your comment, would be nice to see everybody try doing it and then we will have a speed race with breaking these boards like that. how's it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    a.k.a. 1) try to break and fail, then try again on board now partially "broken" (dropping glasses at same time); 2) change tactic by falling into board with entire Pilsbury Dough Boy body weight;

    Hint of the Day: if you don't want people to mock what you post, post something not-lame...
    Or you can use a pre-broken board with a seam soooooo smooth it is obvious it is a pre-broken board and just PRETEND it is a black magic unbreakable board, THEN use your Pilsbury Dough Fu on it.

    When you are finished, just pop the magic board into the oven for 15 minutes and Vwwwwaaa Laaaaaa!! Biscuits!!

    Which you can eat in order to add to your Pilsbury Dough physique!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott R. Brown View Post
    Or you can use a pre-broken board with a seam soooooo smooth it is obvious it is a pre-broken board and just PRETEND it is a black magic unbreakable board, THEN use your Pilsbury Dough Fu on it.

    When you are finished, just pop the magic board into the oven for 15 minutes and Vwwwwaaa Laaaaaa!! Biscuits!!

    Which you can eat in order to add to your Pilsbury Dough physique!
    Hey, that's a good idea, let see you do this trick on youtube and let me see how the magic is done, very inspiring! I am very happy to see that you are a true magician with lots of scams skills or illusion creating skills! creative guy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CYMac View Post
    Hey, that's a good idea, let see you do this trick on youtube and let me see how the magic is done, very inspiring! I am very happy to see that you are a true magician with lots of scams skills or illusion creating skills! creative guy!
    I have a sense of shame! I cannot post foolishness and pass it off as some kind of magical skill in order to convince the foolish and naive I am something special!

    Neither do I live in a fantasy world where I charge people for entering into my delusion!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott R. Brown View Post
    I have a sense of shame! I cannot post foolishness and pass it off as some kind of magical skill in order to convince the foolish and naive I am something special!

    Neither do I live in a fantasy world where I charge people for entering into my delusion!
    Oh really? nice try, maybe you will want a Tao.Gun soon. Maybe a 20lb kwan dao like mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CYMac View Post
    Oh really? nice try, maybe you will want a Tao.Gun soon. Maybe a 20lb kwan dao like mine.
    That one is weak! Try another!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott R. Brown View Post
    That one is weak! Try another!
    Sure, you buy me a heavier one, ship to my address, then I make a youtube video to show you how I use it to play kwan dao form. You pay the moeny, I do the video, want to challenge me? let's give it a go!
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    Do it while it's hanging from a string...

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    Do it with our johnson.
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