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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    Can You do an Exorcism on the entire forum? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
    But Frank, if he does that, what would we all do without you?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TenTigers View Post
    what is a self-defacating pre-face? Is that some sort of koan?
    I scream, "KOAN!"
    I applaud your scatological word play sir!
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott R. Brown View Post
    This is not a veiled request for compliments

    The short story is I did 325# for one set of 1 rep.

    1) Does this sound gifted, or just lucky?

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    im only a tough guy on the internets cuz in real life im actually a 14 year old girl...
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    But Frank, if he does that, what would we all do without you?!?
    you would be HAPPY for me. Happy that i no longer have to suffer this never ending hell called KFM!!!!! LMAO
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    im only a tough guy on the internets cuz in real life im actually a 14 year old girl...
    <rubs bawang's balls furiously>

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    This thread is merely an emanation of my taoverse deity.
    I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons

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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    you would be HAPPY for me. Happy that i no longer have to suffer this never ending hell called KFM!!!!! LMAO
    I guess if u were exorcized it wud b to a different never ending hell? or mayb to a containment facility in the basement of a NY firehouse...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KC Elbows View Post
    This thread is merely an emanation of my taoverse deity.
    That would explain the purple cloud and lingering smell of garlic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    I guess if u were exorcized it wud b to a different never ending hell? or mayb to a containment facility in the basement of a NY firehouse...
    No, he would awaken being taught a USSD mantis form by a paunchy white dude with an amish beard everyone around him was calling "The Director."
    I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons

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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    <rubs bawang's balls furiously>
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    WAIT....HOLD UP......WHY IS ANYONE HERE RUBBING BAWANGS BALLS?
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    WAIT....HOLD UP......WHY IS ANYONE HERE RUBBING BAWANGS BALLS?
    He's sub-contracting out

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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    WAIT....HOLD UP......WHY IS ANYONE HERE RUBBING BAWANGS BALLS?
    Common respect, since he's Chinese, it frees up his hands for accepting red enevelopes for teaching uncoordinated suburbanites dodgy tan tui.
    I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons

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    and he haz honer. respec
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    it's because bawang did not rescue his mother yet, and so he is being punished by these people to rub his balls!
    (Mak Jo Si, Tin Yat Lineage Taoism) A Taoism Master with 16yrs+ of experience in Taoism and as a career. Exorcism is my profession.

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