Learning Chinese for Kung Fu?

[KC Elbows]

Not only that, but I'll be rounding up a few certifications after this, so I can have a sweet consulting job after I retire at 43, and still receive half of my very pleasant salary.

Yes, but I get to eat bitter.

[Drake]

Yes, but I get to eat bitter.

Yeah, but how many times have you been blowed up or shot at?

[KC Elbows]

Sure, get all serious.

Technically, I've never been blowed up or shot at. I did, however, watch Daredevil.

[David Jamieson]

I've been shot in the leg, stabbed in the side of my other leg, bitten on the arms by a dog and also on the leg.
I've also bean whacked about the head and neck far too many times to keep track of.

But, so what. lol
I'm sure a few guys on here have eaten some bitter.

Oh god I hope so, I'd hate to think I've thrown in with a pack of losers and dough boys. I'm kinda hoping some of you have some hurt in your life to help you be a real man about stuff.

[Drake]

Sure, get all serious.

Technically, I've never been blowed up or shot at. I did, however, watch Daredevil.

Oh crap. The theatrical version? Nevermind. You've had it worse than me.

[Drake]

I've been shot in the leg, stabbed in the side of my other leg, bitten on the arms by a dog and also on the leg.
I've also bean whacked about the head and neck far too many times to keep track of.

But, so what. lol
I'm sure a few guys on here have eaten some bitter.

Oh god I hope so, I'd hate to think I've thrown in with a pack of losers and dough boys. I'm kinda hoping some of you have some hurt in your life to help you be a real man about stuff.

I had a dog chomp down on my hand once... so I went to beat it down with a chunk of lumber. You know what the girl next to me said?

"Stop, don't hit it! You'll make it mean!"

[KC Elbows]

I had a dog chomp down on my hand once... so I went to beat it down with a chunk of lumber. You know what the girl next to me said?

"Stop, don't hit it! You'll make it mean!"

Did you hit it?

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[Drake]

Did you hit it?

No. She managed to completely flabbergast me. The bite was nasty, though. Got infected, hand was swollen.

[Lucas]

LOL f that dude!

[Drake]

LOL f that dude!

In retrospect, I should have bludgeoned that canine to death. That was an oddly pacifist moment for me.

[KC Elbows]

No. She managed to completely flabbergast me. The bite was nasty, though. Got infected, hand was swollen.

I wasn't talking about the dog!

[Drake]

I wasn't talking about the dog!

Oh, her? Nah... she was kind of chunky and sort of got on my nerves. Maybe if I was drunk.

[KC Elbows]

This thread is no longer satisfying my prurient interests.

[David Jamieson]

In retrospect, I should have bludgeoned that canine to death. That was an oddly pacifist moment for me.

In a very non compassionate moment, I killed one of the dogs that attacked me by collapsing it's airway with a well placed and hard kick. In my opinion, it was dead when it decided to attack me.