Please provide pretensious wisdom...

[KC Elbows]

As a service to the forum, please assume I am in need of any sort of pretensious wisdom that you have to offer, and thus we can concentrate it here in order to avoid it being misunderstood by obviously inferior beings elsewhere.

I'll start with a list of questions you might like to pretensiouly answer.

Why is internal better?

What is internal?

Does chi exist?

How does practicing form alone make one a better fighter?

Must dead flies stay dead?

I'm not Chinese, can you condescend to me? Please?

How do I retract my jumblies?

Why is san shou evil?

I'll ask more questions as the need arises.

[taai gihk yahn]

It is not the questions that you ask, but the asking of your questions that must be reconsidered before it is possible to condescend to you fully...obscure opaqueness cannot opaquely obscure that which already is hidden in plain site and exposed in secret.

Go and ponder.

[lkfmdc]

I'd like to explain to you why you are wrong, but since you never learned what I am about to speak about, you couldn't possibly understand, so I am not going to explain, I am just telling you that you are wrong

[lkfmdc]

PS; my fly is often dead, and the sanjuro posts a pic and it comes back to life

[wenshu]

It is not the questions that you ask, but the asking of your questions that must be reconsidered before it is possible to condescend to you fully...obscure opaqueness cannot opaquely obscure that which already is hidden in plain site and exposed in secret.

Go and ponder.

Could not have said it any bette. . .

. . .

. . . son of b*tch!

[wenshu]

Why is internal better?

What is internal?

I don't know that I am qualified to answer that, maybe I can recommend a good OB-GYN?

[KC Elbows]

I'd like to explain to you why you are wrong, but since you never learned what I am about to speak about, you couldn't possibly understand, so I am not going to explain, I am just telling you that you are wrong

It was very generous of you to tell me that, for a moment I thought my years of training and awareness of the importance of basics was a good basis for my training, but now I realize that is merely the thinking of someone who is not as versed in the secrets as you are.

See, this is why my abject inferiority is clear to me now. I said secrets. I should have said Secrets. I forgot the importance of capitalization, I met a Master once who would capitalize on anything--I mean capitalize Anything.

[KC Elbows]

It is not the questions that you ask, but the asking of your questions that must be reconsidered before it is possible to condescend to you fully...obscure opaqueness cannot opaquely obscure that which already is hidden in plain site and exposed in secret.

Go and ponder.

You are beyond me, there is a haze over my obscure opaqueness. I blame weight lifting.

[Water-quan]

You are not ready.

[KC Elbows]

I don't know that I am qualified to answer that, maybe I can recommend a good OB-GYN?

I've seen those initials before on the Wing Chun forum. Was that one of Leung Ting's teachers?

[lkfmdc]

You are beyond me, there is a haze over my obscure opaqueness. I blame weight lifting.

by weight lifting, you have made your muscles strong, which by IMA means you are actually mroe weak, with my internal power, I am stronger, I can't demonstrate that power, because it isnt' the power to lift things or wrestle or fight, only "deadly fighting" involving chi blasts and chickens blowing up at 30 feet

[KC Elbows]

You are not ready.

I just snatched a pebble from my own hand, am I ready yet?

[wenshu]

I never pass up the chance to be supercilious, however I am far too distracted by your atrocious spelling.

[KC Elbows]

by weight lifting, you have made your muscles strong, which by IMA means you are actually mroe weak, with my internal power, I am stronger, I can't demonstrate that power, because it isnt' the power to lift things or wrestle or fight, only "deadly fighting" involving chi blasts and chickens blowing up at 30 feet

Chickens frighten me. Please teach me, Master.

[taai gihk yahn]

I just snatched a pebble from my own hand, am I ready yet?

no, but I bet that the pebble is!