Page 3 of 6 FirstFirst 12345 ... LastLast
Results 31 to 45 of 88

Thread: Please provide pretensious wisdom...

  1. 05-04-2011, 03:08 PM #31
    bawang
    bawang is offline the ass assassin
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Pound Town
    Posts
    7,856
    your lo mo

    Honorary African American
    grandmaster instructor of Wombat Combat The Lost Art of Anal Destruction™®LLC .
    Senior Business Director at TEAM ASSHAMMER consulting services ™®LLC
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 05-04-2011, 03:31 PM #32
    David Jamieson's Avatar
    David Jamieson
    David Jamieson is offline Itinerant practitioner
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Canada!
    Posts
    23,110
    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    your lo mo
    what about my lo mo?
    Kung Fu is good for you.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 05-04-2011, 03:33 PM #33
    bawang
    bawang is offline the ass assassin
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Pound Town
    Posts
    7,856
    foty fie dolar

    Honorary African American
    grandmaster instructor of Wombat Combat The Lost Art of Anal Destruction™®LLC .
    Senior Business Director at TEAM ASSHAMMER consulting services ™®LLC
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 05-04-2011, 03:34 PM #34
    David Jamieson's Avatar
    David Jamieson
    David Jamieson is offline Itinerant practitioner
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Canada!
    Posts
    23,110
    that's not enough for my lo mo.
    my lo mo gots rims and they spin even when they ain't movin.
    so, your argument is potato.
    Kung Fu is good for you.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 05-04-2011, 03:35 PM #35
    bawang
    bawang is offline the ass assassin
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Pound Town
    Posts
    7,856
    not if you eat PANCAKES

    PANCAKES

    Honorary African American
    grandmaster instructor of Wombat Combat The Lost Art of Anal Destruction™®LLC .
    Senior Business Director at TEAM ASSHAMMER consulting services ™®LLC
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 05-04-2011, 04:18 PM #36
    Scott R. Brown
    Scott R. Brown is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Posts
    5,889
    Quote Originally Posted by KC Elbows View Post
    As a service to the forum, please assume I am in need of any sort of pretensious wisdom that you have to offer, and thus we can concentrate it here in order to avoid it being misunderstood by obviously inferior beings elsewhere.

    I'll start with a list of questions you might like to pretensiouly answer.

    Why is internal better?

    What is internal?

    Does chi exist?

    How does practicing form alone make one a better fighter?

    Must dead flies stay dead?

    I'm not Chinese, can you condescend to me? Please?

    How do I retract my jumblies?

    Why is san shou evil?

    I'll ask more questions as the need arises.
    <With benevolent, gentle, and knowing look>

    You have begun your journey my son! It is wise to know which questions to ask, the answer lies within you! NOW you must search for the answers within yourself!

    Let me know when you think you have any answers and I will be happy to tell you, you are wrong!
    Last edited by Scott R. Brown; 05-04-2011 at 04:24 PM.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 05-04-2011, 04:30 PM #37
    Lucas's Avatar
    Lucas
    Lucas is offline Bad the Fukc Ass
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Midgard
    Posts
    10,852
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott R. Brown View Post
    <With benevolent, gentle, and knowing look>

    You have begun your journey my son! It is wise to know which questions to ask, the answer lies within you! NOW you must search for the answers within yourself!

    Let me know when you think you have any answers and I will be happy to tell you, you are wrong!
    truly masterful...
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 05-04-2011, 04:35 PM #38
    taai gihk yahn's Avatar
    taai gihk yahn
    taai gihk yahn is offline Resigned
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Posts
    4,268
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    truly masterful...
    you are wrong
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 05-04-2011, 04:39 PM #39
    lkfmdc's Avatar
    lkfmdc
    lkfmdc is offline Troll Slayer
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    NY
    Posts
    10,233
    I've decided I won't lower myself to explain it to you, if you don't already know teh answer you obviousy haven't learned the real stuff
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 05-04-2011, 04:49 PM #40
    Brule's Avatar
    Brule
    Brule is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    North, strong and Free
    Posts
    838
    This is all i'm at liberty to divulge.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzsnX...eature=related
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 05-04-2011, 04:53 PM #41
    Scott R. Brown
    Scott R. Brown is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Posts
    5,889
    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    you are wrong
    You are right! I forgot to wear the box on my head!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 05-04-2011, 05:37 PM #42
    lkfmdc's Avatar
    lkfmdc
    lkfmdc is offline Troll Slayer
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    NY
    Posts
    10,233
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott R. Brown View Post
    You are right! I forgot to wear the box on my head!
    psst. He thinks the "box" is the correct way to do it
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 05-04-2011, 05:45 PM #43
    hskwarrior's Avatar
    hskwarrior
    hskwarrior is offline 周洪龍 金山鴻勝武舘 - 鴻勝佛家正宗
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    San Francisco
    Posts
    10,576
    Blog Entries
    6
    To Practice in the presence of your own presence IS to be ONE with yourself!!!!!
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 05-04-2011, 05:46 PM #44
    Scott R. Brown
    Scott R. Brown is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Posts
    5,889
    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    psst. He thinks the "box" is the correct way to do it
    A Real Taoist Master with 37 years experience! always accommodates his teaching to the needs of his student!

    I wear the hat because it makes him more comfortable, although I draw the line at the wispy beard and mustachio and the fake Chinese accent!

    <aside> Psst....I use a REAL Chinese accent....and the hat is just a modified jack-in-the-box! You should have seen him scream like a little girl the first time the Clown POPPED out!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 05-04-2011, 05:48 PM #45
    lkfmdc's Avatar
    lkfmdc
    lkfmdc is offline Troll Slayer
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    NY
    Posts
    10,233
    it is like a finger, pointing its way to the moon

    DO NOT CONCENTRATE ON THE FINGER YOU STUPID FUCK
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules