Challange

[Keng Lee]

i will challange bear hands if u sign my paper

[Keng Lee]

my teacher is Fung Wu! who did u learn from my teacher is the real kung fu yours not real Fung Wu was a shaolin monk! he mastered the real stuff!

[Hardwork108]

i will challange bear hands if u sign my paper

Bear hands?

I thought you said that you did Monkey style?

[taai gihk yahn]

Southern Shaolin Golden Monkey Kung Fu my teacher was a real shaolin monk

Look, before this goes any further, here's the thing: if you want to troll the forum, that's great - everyone here loves a good troll (in fact, if you search John Takeshi, Shaolin Poetry or judo katana, you will get some excellent examples); but frankly, and don't take this the wrong way, you suck at it; you need to come up with something a little (ok, a lot) better - granted, your whole Golden Monkey thing was cute at first, but it got old, it's done; as a follow-up, this whole "challange" thread is pretty sub-standard;

check out Foiling Fist's post about "internal power" - see, that's good trolling because it seems serious (well, actually, he might actually BE serious, which is frightening, but anyway), and sits in that limbo zone where you don't quite know what to do with it; your, OTOH, easily fits into the "obvious trolling" category, or, if not, the 'bat sh1t crazy" one, which is already kinda filled up due to CYMac's lunacy of the past week;

raise the bar, grasshopper, raise the bar...

[Keng Lee]

you stop picking on me!!!!!!! whats your problem your a nobody know one knows who your are!!

[hskwarrior]

kENG lEE IS THAT YOUR MOM CALLIN YOU?

[lkfmdc]

I accept, but since you challenged me, I pick the conditions. First, it must be in the south bronx at 12 midnight. You must be NAKED, except for a large wooden sign you must hold, this way I will be able to find you, the sign must read in LARGE LETTERS 'death to spics and niggers"

Please tell me what night you will be there

[taai gihk yahn]

I accept, but since you challenged me, I pick the conditions. First, it must be in the south bronx at 12 midnight. You must be NAKED, except for a large wooden sign you must hold, this way I will be able to find you, the sign must read in LARGE LETTERS 'death to spics and niggers"

Please tell me what night you will be there

Dave, he said he wanted a challenge, not a date...

[lkfmdc]

Dave, he said he wanted a challenge, not a date...

psssstttt,
If it were a date, hot sauce would be involved
don't you know anything

[taai gihk yahn]

psssstttt,
If it were a date, hot sauce would be involved
don't you know anything

of course, what was I thinking! <smacks forehead>

but wait, what about the sledge hammers and army boots? or is that so '09?

[lkfmdc]

He's naked, so where would he put the sledge hammer?

[GeneChing]

We cannot endorse challenges here on the forum....challanges either.

[Drake]

We cannot endorse challenges here on the forum....challanges either.

I challenge your challenge that I may not challenge.

[Drake]

Keng Lee...if you can make it down to Kandahar, I'll be waiting for you.

[mooyingmantis]

I believe my style is superior and would like to accept challenges how do i start this?

When you are old enough to drive, my name and city/state are in my signature. Give me a call when you get into town.