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    Are There Any Other Arts As Deadly As This One?

    I was on the metro earlier, deep in meditation, when a ruffian came over and started causing trouble. He started pushing me with his bag, steadily increasing the force until it became very annoying. When I turned to him, before I could ask him to stop, he immediately started hurling abuse like a scoundrel. I performed a basic chin na - carotid artery strike combination and sent him to sleep. The rest of my journey was very peaceful, and passersby hailed me as a hero - Warrior Man

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    Well I don't think any other arts encourage the men to train in checkered skirts if that's what you mean. . .

    Hmm...I suppose the arts of the Scottish Highlanders maybe. . .

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    What part of the video indicates that the art is "deadly"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pazman View Post
    What part of the video indicates that the art is "deadly"?
    The part where you are 200# over weight and all your students fall down for you so you don’t look like a fat tub of lard!

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    No way guys.

    I'm telling you, it's the skirt.

    Of course, they are already training an Americanized version. What self respecting Indonesian would wear jeans under their batique?

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    love how the "student" is compliant
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.
    Originally posted by Bawang
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    Wow, that was full of holes.

    Well, many schools are dedicated to fight frozen men. Or they must be darting some paralytic on them before the make contact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by omarthefish View Post
    Well I don't think any other arts encourage the men to train in checkered skirts if that's what you mean. . .

    Hmm...I suppose the arts of the Scottish Highlanders maybe. . .
    Calling it a skirt will get you kilt.

    therein is the difference laddy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by david jamieson View Post
    calling it a skirt will get you kilt.

    Therein is the difference laddy.


    winner of the internets for the day!!

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    I, for one, am completely appauled at the levity with which this thread has been taken! These guys could obviously cream every one of you guys, since this is the art of the boogeymen of legend! I just hope the boogeyman doesn't come after all of you since you have so brazenly disparaged his art.....
    I was on the metro earlier, deep in meditation, when a ruffian came over and started causing trouble. He started pushing me with his bag, steadily increasing the force until it became very annoying. When I turned to him, before I could ask him to stop, he immediately started hurling abuse like a scoundrel. I performed a basic chin na - carotid artery strike combination and sent him to sleep. The rest of my journey was very peaceful, and passersby hailed me as a hero - Warrior Man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faruq View Post
    I, for one, am completely appauled at the levity with which this thread has been taken! These guys could obviously cream every one of you guys, since this is the art of the boogeymen of legend! I just hope the boogeyman doesn't come after all of you since you have so brazenly disparaged his art.....
    Don't boogeymen melt when you throw water on them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    Calling it a skirt will get you kilt.

    therein is the difference laddy.


    Doh!


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    This art is definitely as deadly.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOh3GYTajW4
    It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

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    Quote Originally Posted by JamesC View Post
    This art is definitely as deadly.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOh3GYTajW4
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