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    A few questions for bawang

    Since you seem to have such a good grasp on Chinese MA culture and seem in the mood for educating rather than just ***** jokes could you answer a few questions please

    You said “in 200 years out of 120 winners only 2 cantonese guys won.” What more can you tell us about the exams, what were the purposes of them and who ended up winning most of them?

    From reading your posts you seem to have a disapproving view of canton styles and southern styles in general (I have heard this before from other northern practitioners) if I am wrong I apologise but if I’m right why do you have this view, and does this view also extend to hakka arts as well?

    What styles do you consider to really represent TCMA and which you would consider worthy of study?

    Many thanks!

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    I just wanna laugh for a little bit here...

    don't mind me...

    lolololololololol
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frost View Post
    What styles do you consider to really represent TCMA and which you would consider worthy of study?

    Many thanks!
    hello frost!

    anything that does not get you brutally beaten then filmed on camera.

    sincerely
    bawang

    Quote Originally Posted by Frost View Post
    what were the purposes of them and who ended up winning most of them?
    it was a giant chi sao competition
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    Original post by BAWANG
    the reason i dont like chy lee fut is because they deny being the main instructors for tai ping rebellion, which killed 1.2 million civilians. and for being pimps and drug dealers in chinatowns in america.
    Don't hate us cause we're beautiful. Just HATE us. We hate you too. We hate you even more for escaping the clutches of CLF pimps. you would have made us alot of money.
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    sometimes i dream about my sigong, who died in the war. we would be walking in a garden, then he say, "avenge me, avenge me"

    then i wake up and cray. then i do bicep curls

    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    Don't hate us cause we're beautiful. Just HATE us. We hate you too. We hate you even more for escaping the clutches of CLF pimps. you would have made us alot of money.
    dont hat the prayer, hate the gaem
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    sometimes i dream about my sigong, who died in the war. we would be walking in a garden, then he say, "avenge me, avenge me"

    then i wake up and cray. then i do bicep curls
    Yet there you are letting your sigung roll over in his grave cause you're too chicken to avenge his death. for shame. For shame. FOr SHaaaaaame.......

    SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!


    he'll be waiting to give you a LANG KAH.......on your head.
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
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    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    when clf guys finally come out of closet and admit their kung fu was inspired by jesus for jesus, the mo leung will finally be at peace.

    u guys even have a cross form. sup ji kuen i believe it is calls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    I just wanna laugh for a little bit here...

    don't mind me...

    lolololololololol
    what you can only ask the question
    , its up to the person if he wants to respond, these are things id like to hear his take on....but seems he doesnt want to respond but thats his choice

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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    your uncle (HHG) was a wierdo. NO CLF people dealt with him. We dealt with the REAL Hung Mun, and in Guangzhou, where the leader was the Green Grass Monk. and, [B]we never knew some dude named MOE LEUNG.....who the heck
    i also dont like clf people because you guys canalways make fun of otherws but cannot take a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    “ Despite only a rudimentary understanding of Christianity, Hung and his followers had a good old time. Temples were massacred, women desecrated and sheep raped. HUNG wore a party hat, danced in a circle to "Louie Louie" and proclaimed himself "Queen of the ball" (?). All opposition was met with less than Christian charity: when choir boys asked to be molested, Hung refused because he said his pee pee didn't work”
    and this is the history he's so proud of!
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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    someone isn't paying attention
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Having been exposed to Northern and southern styles I have found that southern systems are a bit FIT for me and find neither better or worse than the other.
    I have noticed that, when the **** hit the fan, BOTH are the same.
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    someone isn't paying attention
    yes, i know you are him. Lol

    I see it i see it hahahahaha FOOL LOL
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    Having been exposed to Northern and southern styles I have found that southern systems are a bit FIT for me and find neither better or worse than the other.
    I have noticed that, when the **** hit the fan, BOTH are the same.
    Done TONS of both, Lama in some ways is both in fact, and when the crap hits the rotary oscillator it's all the same, ie the stuff that works is all the same, the "differences" are mostly the fluff and padding
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Frank

    1. You are a retard

    2. The fact you are still unaware of what I speak is evidence you are a retard

    3. The fact you think I am bawang is PROOF you are a reatard

    4. You are a retard
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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