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  1. 08-22-2011, 02:42 PM #31
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    u can have a amulet made from my grandmothers kidney stones

    it is said that it hisses in the night

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    I will wait in horse stance for FEDEX to bring it while i sing
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    do it with barbell on your back. if you dont do horse stance with weights you are a phony and a fraud

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    OF COURSE I HAVE BARBELL ON MY BACK!!! YOU SEE MY ELVISE HAIR DO RIGHT!?!?!
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    are you challenging me?

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    never. i ask forgiveness please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xian View Post

    The chief coach began learning Gung Fu during Cultural Revolution.
    this guy is a billion laughs!

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    this competition is not about competing
    (go back and check I didn't make this one up!)

    NO, clearly NOT, this is about a CULT
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....
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    whats wrong with cult? im in a cult.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    whats wrong with cult? im in a cult.
    this is the only cult I'm down with

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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    I'm in Bawang's cult.
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    How can there be a TCMA tournament for just "solo" event?

    I thougt tournament means there are some suckers there that you can go to beat them up (or get beaten up).
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    those tournaments are an abomination, an offence to guan yu. they must be purged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    those tournaments are an abomination, an offence to guan yu. they must be purged.
    I say we all go down there w some kwan dos and clean house...
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    i was thinking more of sending a passive aggresive letter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    i was thinking more of sending a passive aggresive letter.
    you ARE an American! come to my arms!
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