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    I am a nerd but nobody really bullied me after that one time in fifth grade....

    (Don't fu(k with Nerd Rage!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    Nerds invented atom bombs, cruise missiles and banking portfolios.

    don't worry, you'll never have anything on Nerds.
    Historically, it was the Knight's Templar that invented banking portfolios. (not nerds at all). They were betrayed for that success.

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    Babylonian invented it.

    A fringle branch of lunatic Babylonians called Hebrews preserved it.

    The Templers learned real Juddaism/Babylonian culture and realized that Christianity was bunk.

    Then went on to be Babylonian bankers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 瓜娃子 View Post
    Babylonian invented it.

    A fringle branch of lunatic Babylonians called Hebrews preserved it.

    The Templers learned real Juddaism/Babylonian culture and realized that Christianity was bunk.

    Then went on to be Babylonian bankers.
    Bullsh1t!

    Templars learned about the Jesus/Mary Magdalene marriage and child while in Jerusalem. They then dropped "Catholic" Christianity and adopted (secretly) True Christianity - which had sex rituals.

    They learned banking from ancient alien astronauts.

    duh.

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    you are from the deep South, so it is understandable that you would say that.

    Centuries of incest and mixing with slaves will do that to a people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 瓜娃子 View Post
    you are from the deep South, so it is understandable that you would say that.

    Centuries of incest and mixing with slaves will do that to a people.
    Centuries of anonymous trolling has produced your awesome intelligence, however...
    Yes, "Northwind" is my internet alias used for years that has lots to do with my main style, as well as other lil cool things - it just works. Wanna know my name? Ask me


    http://www.pathsatlanta.org

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    Quote Originally Posted by 瓜娃子 View Post
    ....mixing with slaves will do that to a people.

    Soooo....you saying that peoples of mixed ancestry are somehow inferior???








    yeah...you're a dipsh1t.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 瓜娃子 View Post
    Babylonian invented it.

    A fringle branch of lunatic Babylonians called Hebrews preserved it.

    The Templers learned real Juddaism/Babylonian culture and realized that Christianity was bunk.

    Then went on to be Babylonian bankers.
    The Sumerians had no need for banking. "Moneychanging" is what you're referring to. Upgrade your references.

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    So, let me get this right... all TCMA people are highly disciplined, highly trained killers, and all MMA guys are undisciplined rasslers looking for the quickest, easiest way of fighting, even if the results are mediocre? Or... all TCMA guys are silk pajama wearing ninnies who can't fight, but know how to dance, and all MMA guys are destructive machinations of death, using highly refined, aggressive techniques to quickly end fights?


    Really... at what point did people here become so simplistic and utterly foolish in their ways of thinking?

    If you are a good fighter, and you train hard, you can even turn Polka dancing into a maelstrom of death.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drake View Post
    Really... at what point did people here become so simplistic and utterly foolish in their ways of thinking?
    Our trolls have always been this way. they're very traditional as trolls go.

    We have traditional trolls here. They're not very effective, but there are a lot of them.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    Our trolls have always been this way. they're very traditional as trolls go.

    We have traditional trolls here. They're not very effective, but there are a lot of them.
    Awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drake View Post
    If you are a good fighter, and you train hard, you can even turn Polka dancing into a maelstrom of death.
    I'll be stealing that. Ahhhthankyou.
    It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

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    Quote Originally Posted by PalmStriker View Post
    Historically, it was the Knight's Templar that invented banking portfolios. (not nerds at all). They were betrayed for that success.
    well, they invented the idea of modern banking where you could put your money in one place and withdraw it from another. Primordial form if you will....

    But investment portfolios? Yeah, that's 100% nerds who invented that.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: [blissfully] Oh, you were wonderful.
    [gasps in ecstacy]
    Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: Are all nerds as good as you?
    Lewis: Yes.
    Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: How come?
    Lewis: 'Cause all Jocks ever think about is sports, all we ever think about is sex.
    Hey Lucas, good pic.
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