No, just kidding. But really, I just came across this youtube clip, and it looks like this guy has a school in Chicago. Not my thing, but not too bad. Looks like he has good physical fitness, and a positive message for his students.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY0u0F5LPyQ


http://www.youtube.com/user/FreddiesModernKungFu