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    Matsuda's monkey dvds

    I was wondering if anyone had purchased or seen any of michael matsuda's monkey kung fu dvds? I am aware of his history and i'm not concerned about that. Just curious what the dvds were like.
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    They're like a dude who thinks that pointing his ass at the sky is martially applicable in some way.

    It's called, "ass to the sky"


    Nothing at all like "carry the moon" like the rest of us do.

    So, you know who he is, where he's from and what they're involved in and your still interested?

    Isn't that like spending your last 30 bucks to go to a Lady GoGo show with the backup performer Beyondsay?

    p.s yes, I CAN spell.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    I think they are a MUST HAVE for all practitioners of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

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    now Jamieson, if you were ever going to close a thread, THIS would be the one to do it
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MightyB View Post
    I think they are a MUST HAVE for all practitioners of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
    Surely you mean Bridezillion JuJube Sue?
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    now Jamieson, if you were ever going to close a thread, THIS would be the one to do it
    wait, I"m having fun first....
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    I have to admit the titles are well done

    "michael matsuda's magic monkey dung paw vol 1"

    "michael matsuda's manic monkey depressed broadsword with anal wipe tassel"
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    who is michael matsuda

    Honorary African American
    grandmaster instructor of Wombat Combat The Lost Art of Anal Destruction™®LLC .
    Senior Business Director at TEAM ASSHAMMER consulting services ™®LLC

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    who is michael matsuda
    Tai Shing Pek Kwar - Sifu

    http://www.monkeykungfu.com/menu.htm

    His Sifu is Paulie Zink... Some say there lineage is questionable. Paulie Zink is kinda wierd with his flexiblity he likes to stick his as$ up in the air a bit too much for me.

    Pic of Paulie Zink - http://www.redoxx.com/Assets/Images/...orwardfold.jpg

    ginosifu
    Last edited by ginosifu; 08-10-2011 at 04:46 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginosifu View Post

    His Sifu is Paulie Zink... Some say there lineage is questionable.
    just everyone who knows anything about real kung fu....
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginosifu View Post
    Tai Shing Pek Kwar - Sifu

    http://www.monkeykungfu.com/menu.htm

    His Sifu is Paulie Zink... Some say there lineage is questionable. Paulie Zink is kinda wierd with his flexiblity he likes to stick his as$ up in the air a bit too much for me.

    Pic of Paulie Zink - http://www.redoxx.com/Assets/Images/...orwardfold.jpg

    ginosifu
    well, he's now moved into teaching "Taoist Yoga" retreats and workshops to the new age crowd, so I think he's moved beyond the whole MA thing (w the new agers, no one challenges you to fight, they just dump their childhood traumas on u in a passive aggressive manner; but their $'s usually good...)

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    But he's very trong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokhopkuen View Post
    But he's very trong
    he shoots
    he scores!

    good one!
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    He is definitely Paulie Zink's student: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNDMMfN6zks

    Then why is he putting him down?

    Tai Shing Monkey style kung fu
    Commonly called Tai Shing Pek Kwar, the actual term is "Tai Shing," "Pek Kwar" has nothing whatsoever to do with Monkey. It is an axe fist style very similar to Choy Li Fut. Because one instructor mastered both styles, he referred to the school by both names. Tai Shing is the youngest of all three styles. It was created around 1911 by Grand Master Kou Sze, and is the only style to be based upon five monkey characteristics (lost, tall, drunken, wooden and stone). No other monkey style uses these five foundations. It is an extremely brutal art designed with strong and powerful striking techniques. It was never designed as a performance art. There are no Indian or Taoist Yoga movements in the art, these contortionist movements were used by a competitor to iTai Shing Monkey style kung fu

    Commonly called Tai Shing Pek Kwar, the actual term is "Tai Shing," "Pek Kwar" has nothing whatsoever to do with Monkey. It is an axe fist style very similar to Choy Li Fut. Because one instructor mastered both styles, he referred to the school by both names. Tai Shing is the youngest of all three styles. It was created around 1911 by Grand Master Kou Sze, and is the only style to be based upon five monkey characteristics (lost, tall, drunken, wooden and stone). No other monkey style uses these five foundations. It is an extremely brutal art designed with strong and powerful striking techniques. It was never designed as a performance art. There are no Indian or Taoist Yoga movements in the art, these contortionist movements were used by a competitor to impress tournament judges years ago (this led to some confusion about people thinking extreme flexibility was actually part of the monkey art, it is not). Grand Master Chan Sau Chung is the only living Grand Master of the art and the only individual who can rightfully use the title of "Monkey King." (Tai Shing has five forms plus a staff form)
    mpress tournament judges years ago (this led to some confusion about people thinking extreme flexibility was actually part of the monkey art, it is not). Grand Master Chan Sau Chung is the only living Grand Master of the art and the only individual who can rightfully use the title of "Monkey King." (Tai Shing has five forms plus a staff form)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginosifu View Post
    Tai Shing Pek Kwar - Sifu

    http://www.monkeykungfu.com/menu.htm

    His Sifu is Paulie Zink... Some say there lineage is questionable. Paulie Zink is kinda wierd with his flexiblity he likes to stick his as$ up in the air a bit too much for me.

    Pic of Paulie Zink - http://www.redoxx.com/Assets/Images/...orwardfold.jpg

    ginosifu
    He was a Northern Shaolim student many years ago.
    To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders.
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    ~ Bodhi


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