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    your own kung fu cult

    hello what if you have your own kung fu cult what would you do discuss

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    hello what if you have your own kung fu cult what would you do discuss
    what if you had an mma cult (much more plausible these days)?
    What would you talk about?


    As for my Kung Fu cult?
    We would discuss nothing, ever. Just training begins as my minions enter, then ends and they leave.

    I run a pretty informal cult.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    hello what if you have your own kung fu cult what would you do discuss
    Only hot women inspected by me would be allowed to enter - men are not allowed. All our techniques would involve nude grappling in groups.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    Oh Paris...you freaky deeky city of freaky deeky people...

    awesome fro though.
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    my cult leader make me wear hair like elvis
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    Quote Originally Posted by MightyB View Post
    Only hot women inspected by me would be allowed to enter - men are not allowed. All our techniques would involve nude grappling in groups.
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    well, there will be several role models.

    1. ye fei

    for patriotism: for southern song dynasty.

    for filial piety: for taking care of her mom.

    2. guan yun chang or guan yu or guan gong

    for yi/justice and faithfulness/loyalty to liu bei

    for brotherhood: swear by blood with zhang fei and liu bei at peach garden.

    3. qi ji guang

    for fighting japanese pirates all his life

    4. xiang yu/ chu ba wang

    for being responsible for his men and home town

    for fighting furiously againt mighty qin war machine.

    for a love story about farewell my concubine

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    on and on.

    learn some good characters from the old timer.

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    if i had my own kung fu cult i would endlessly adjust the students wrists and feet positions.

    i would get them to do push hands, tell them to relax, then tense up and force them down. then tell them they didnt relax enough.

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    if i had my own kung fu cult i would endlessly adjust the students wrists and feet positions.

    i would get them to do push hands, tell them to relax, then tense up and force them down. then tell them they didnt relax enough.
    terrible cult leader. too nice on your followers. they should join the triads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    if i had my own kung fu cult i would endlessly adjust the students wrists and feet positions.

    i would get them to do push hands, tell them to relax, then tense up and force them down. then tell them they didnt relax enough.
    ha ha haa.

    yes.

    there is also the story that a good teacher would stand on the thighs of his student to check their horse stance.

    OMG

    the body weight of an adult on your thigh and knee

    big ouch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    this is so soulful

    also so 1970s.

    long and big collar shirts, long pants and thicker sole shoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    hello what if you have your own kung fu cult what would you do discuss
    My cult would only have women. We would oil wrestle and talk about Battlestar Galatica.

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