the mantis shrimp cant grabble. the crab can both strike and grabble, it is truly the complete figter.
the ass assassin
the mantis shrimp cant grabble. the crab can both strike and grabble, it is truly the complete figter.
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You have never seen the real and authentic Mantis Shrimp.Originally Posted by bawang
Psalms 144:1
Praise be my Lord my Rock,
He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
the ass assassin
you should call your kung fu mantis shrimp style. i would pay 50 dollar for dvd.
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If this is a short joke, the only DVD you get is "Pakistani Chunky asses: uncensored and unshaved !"
Psalms 144:1
Praise be my Lord my Rock,
He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
GM of Hadaka Korosu
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Psalms 144:1
Praise be my Lord my Rock,
He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
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How Renaissance-sian! (Is that a word?) Actually I do remember that vid, that is a true test of internal power. It must have inspired me subconsciously. I wish they would do that with my nerd brothers and sisters on PPV.
And I do know you got rid of the mullet, I think I was just never got over seeing one on an Asian. Narrow minded of me, I know. It has the same shock effect on as when I meet an Asian with a Southern accent...it just doesn't seem right at all.
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whao... I don't come into the forum for a day and the miss all the fun
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Such drama!whao... I don't come into the forum for a day and the miss all the fun
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I think rudeness is rudeness. If one acts rudely and complains about being called on it, its a bot whiny. If someone, an adult, is entertaining themselves at the expense of others, they're pretty much behaving like a sociopath.
The lamest is when someone comes out of the woodwork because someone is arguing with someone they don't like.
All the "diamond in the rough" analogies don't hold well when most of the best contributions seem to come from the same somewhat reasonable people, during lucid periods.
Internal. I said it.
Bad the Fukc Ass
I do internal all the time, and she loves it!!
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
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Thats not what she told ME!!!!!!!I do internal all the time, and she loves it!!
Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
Bruh we thought you knew better
when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better
Bad the Fukc Ass
thats because i taught her to lie!
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
the ass assassin
stop derailing the thread or i will ask gene to ban you.
this thread is about crabs. and men.
i think crab is obviously the ultimate step in evolution, being endowed with an armored exoskeleton, which is badass. men are soft and weak. the crab is strong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uq9pp586AE
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Bad the Fukc Ass
crab ok but they have to run sideways. i can crab walk, tiger walk, bear crawl, and many more, so crab is limited, maybe not so good in a fight, just crab walk all day long. ya ok they can decapitate stuff but maybe a lobster would win in a real fight cuz they have bigger claws right man?
maybe if the crab can learn to human walk then i give him the edge, but for now i give the edge to a man cuz we can put on armor and crab walk too. we can even decapitate with lots of tools.
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Care to volunteer?
What makes you think Lucas and hskwarrior aren't talking about crabs and men?
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