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    well sometimes they can be crabby ya. good point gene. you are da masta
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    I think rudeness is rudeness. If one acts rudely and complains about being called on it, its a bot whiny. If someone, an adult, is entertaining themselves at the expense of others, they're pretty much behaving like a sociopath.
    Bitching about pettiness is just adding to the pettiness. Which is fine, but I am not going to pretend it's noble. (I have to concede that bitching about hypocrisy is just as petty).

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    @6:25
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YvnNM9592s

    Guess who? The Crabs!

    You're pubes we'll grab,

    we wait on bed sheets,

    and toliet seats,

    then pinch your nuts,

    with our feet!

    The Crabs!

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    stop derailing the thread or i will ask gene to ban you.

    this thread is about crabs. and men.

    i think crab is obviously the ultimate step in evolution, being endowed with an armored exoskeleton, which is badass. men are soft and weak. the crab is strong.
    He IS talking aboot crabs and me. men can get crabbies from de ladeeze.......

    Creepy critters crawling around your apple fritter
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    Happy now, bawang? It's a crab fest!

    Because this forum is only about keeping bawang happy.

    Know your crabs


    Dungeoness Crab


    Krusty Krab


    Itchy Crab


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    Quote Originally Posted by RWilson View Post
    Same starting place but different roads. One does mma and fights. The other does pi Chuan for 2 hours every day to stay thin.
    Thanks for erasing any lingering doubts about your mental handicap.
    One does mma and fights.
    Actually, he does BJJ. He teaches MMA but I have not been able to turn up an actual MMA record for Tim.

    The other does pi Chuan for 2 hours every day to stay thin.
    Illiterate much? Go back and read what he actually said. I can't be bothered to refute some made up critique based on your imagination.

    As far as stand up fighting goes, the two of them have essentially the same backgrounds, training and experiences. Specifically:

    Both trained the same mix of styles (Xingyi, Bagua, Taiji)
    Both trained in the same area. (Taiwan. Don't know which cities but Taiwan is not that big)
    Both competed in the same stand up sport fighting (Taiwan rules Leitai/Sanda)
    Neither one has publicly produced video of themselves fighting in said events.
    Both trained and fought in roughly the same era. (roughly. )

    As far as stand up fighting goes, their resume's are nearly identical.

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    lol @ silly gwailos trying to find kung fu in shanghai and taiwan

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    The Karate Kid of Crabs




    Crabbie doing the Horse Stance:

    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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