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    Question Real Life Assassination Method

    Hi guys,

    I need to assassinate someone and was wondering if this would work. Obviously I'd need to put like metal in the ball and that, but if I did would this work?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSW2pPlZF-M

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    Printed and Saved. Now i gotta bring this to my FBI friends. be back in a bit.
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    why dont u just use poison?????
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    i dip my penus in poison extracted from centipedes, cobras and spiders, and pounce like a tiger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    i dip my penus in poison extracted from centipedes, cobras and spiders, and pounce like a tiger.
    that sounds like a good method! plus everyone has anooos
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    that sounds like a good method! plus everyone has anooos
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    You need to find some Wing Chun Fei Biu, and dip them in poison first.

    Kind of like bawang's method, but not as messy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Runlikehell View Post
    You need to find some Wing Chun Fei Biu, and dip them in poison first.

    Kind of like bawang's method, but not as messy.

    I don't know. It could get real messy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    We all gotta go somehow !

    Somewhere between his eyes is a rectum. A poop Chute. Ecoli despensary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee Chiang Po View Post
    Somewhere between his eyes is a rectum. A poop Chute. Ecoli despensary.
    You wouldn't be saying that if she wasn't so darn ugly I bet.
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