I will never understand China

[sanjuro_ronin]

Chinese women can be a bit strange about sex.
Japanese women too, but they can be a bit more kinky.
True story:
I dated a Chinese girl for a bit and one day it got time for the "jade palace meets the thundering rooster".
She looks at me and says, nope, not gonna happen.
I ask why.
She says I am too big and we are not gonna get married, me being a gweilo (however you spell it) and that no one would believe she was a virgin after !
I assured her that no one believes she is one now, but for some reason that didn't matter.
So, handjobs, BJ's and backdoor action it was !

Weird, let me tell you...

[David Jamieson]

Chinese women can be a bit strange about sex.
Japanese women too, but they can be a bit more kinky.
True story:
I dated a Chinese girl for a bit and one day it got time for the "jade palace meets the thundering rooster".
She looks at me and says, nope, not gonna happen.
I ask why.
She says I am too big and we are not gonna get married, me being a gweilo (however you spell it) and that no one would believe she was a virgin after !
I assured her that no one believes she is one now, but for some reason that didn't matter.
So, handjobs, BJ's and backdoor action it was !

Weird, let me tell you...

Brother, women in general can get strange about sex.

But lets face it, it's usually because men are outstandingly weird about sex. lol

"here baby wear this, now put your leg up here, yup, that looks good, ok, lemme get the chicken baby heh heh" etc.

[bawang]

Chinese women can be a bit strange about sex.
Japanese women too, but they can be a bit more kinky.
True story:
I dated a Chinese girl for a bit and one day it got time for the "jade palace meets the thundering rooster".
She looks at me and says, nope, not gonna happen.
I ask why.
She says I am too big and we are not gonna get married, me being a gweilo (however you spell it) and that no one would believe she was a virgin after !
I assured her that no one believes she is one now, but for some reason that didn't matter.
So, handjobs, BJ's and backdoor action it was !

Weird, let me tell you...

do these old men with buzz cuts and their fat wives look like sexy eager liberated chinese youth to you?

theyre the amoral city class/communist party children who has always been like this. nothing has changed for the poor underclass, its just the elites can bring their debaucheries into the open now.

[David Jamieson]

being allowed to own property =/= cold eyed 40 year old men window shopping for big black dongs and sex dolls

But that's what history has shown us freedom is. It does indeed mete out to a way to chase your happiness and people have this tendency to go after sexual vices in their search for happy. Or drugs, or decadence, or big black mambos to shove up the old browntown tunnel whilst watching the evening news...

[sanjuro_ronin]

Brother, women in general can get strange about sex.

But lets face it, it's usually because men are outstandingly weird about sex. lol

"here baby wear this, now put your leg up here, yup, that looks good, ok, lemme get the chicken baby heh heh" etc.

BBWAAHH !!!!!
Chicken indeed !
I thought I was the only one that knew the story about Uncle Chen !

[sanjuro_ronin]

do these old men with buzz cuts and their fat wives look like sexy eager liberated chinese youth to you?

theyre the amoral city class/communist party children who has always been like this. nothing has changed for the poor underclass, its just the elites can bring their debaucheries into the open now.

Yes, indeed, too true.
With leisure time comes depravity.
Case in point:
Number one seller for stay at home/soccer/too much free time moms: 50 Shades of Gray !!
LMAO !!

[bawang]

BBWAAHH !!!!!
Chicken indeed !
I thought I was the only one that knew the story about Uncle Chen !

you guys are just joking and also know responsibility and reality. lots of city chinese cant separate fantasy tv america from real america.

you can joke about banging broads but you have a family and responsibility now. theres hundreds of thousands of 30 going on 40 in big cities in china that try to act like teenagers.

Yes, indeed, too true.
With leisure time comes depravity.
Case in point:
Number one seller for stay at home/soccer/too much free time moms: 50 Shades of Gray !!
LMAO !!

the difference is crazy white liberals have compassion for other people and fight for their rights.

rich city chinese just wanna gangbang when theyre not busy oppressing the poor.

[sanjuro_ronin]

you guys are just joking and also know responsibility and reality. lots of city chinese cant separate fantasy tv america from real america.

you can joke about banging broads but you have a family and responsibility now. theres hundreds of thousands of 30 going on 40 in big cities in china that try to act like teenagers.


the difference is crazy white liberals have compassion for other people and fight for their rights.

rich city chinese just wanna gangbang when theyre not busy oppressing the poor.

I can tell you some stories about the Japanese my friend and the Koreans.
Honestly, it's every culture.

[bawang]

I can tell you some stories about the Japanese my friend and the Koreans.
Honestly, it's every culture.

i grew up with hillbillies, so i know even in canada people dont live that glamorous city life. its just makes me sad is all because i wish for a simpler purer world.

the whole point of kung fu for me is to escape into that fantasy land of yesterday where eveyrbody has honor.

[sanjuro_ronin]

i grew up with hillbillies, so i know even in canada people dont live that glamorous city life. its just makes me sad is all because i wish for a simpler purer world.

Purer based on WHO'S definition?
Lets be honest my friend, for the vast majority morals are subjective and they are subjective to what is best for them at the time.

[bawang]

Purer based on WHO'S definition?

genghis khan

[David Jamieson]

genghis khan

solid choice bro.

I'll sharpen up the swords and feed the ponies, we ride at dawn!!!

[sanjuro_ronin]

genghis khan

Well played Sir, well played indeed !

[bawang]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6EbatvP9f4

[Orion Paximus]

you guys are just joking and also know responsibility and reality. lots of city chinese cant separate fantasy tv america from real america.

you can joke about banging broads but you have a family and responsibility now. theres hundreds of thousands of 30 going on 40 in big cities in china that try to act like teenagers.


the difference is crazy white liberals have compassion for other people and fight for their rights.

rich city chinese just wanna gangbang when theyre not busy oppressing the poor.

sign me up!