One more round of....

[Iron_Eagle_76]

Ten Things I learned from posting on Kung Fu Magazine.

1. If you fight like a Kickboxer, what you do is not Kung Fu.

2.Even though people trained for years in Kung Fu, it sucks and didn’t teach them anything.

3.Ground fighting has existed in Kung Fu for years, hidden in the forms, secretly disguised, so the infidels don’t find it.

4.Kung Fu people who practice animal techniques take that animal’s spirit and become an insect, a large cat, or a long, serpent like mythical creature (Iron Eagle's Johnson doesn't count)

5.The spirit of Kung Fu will never die, and I will avenge it!!...............Step.

6.No one on this forum has ever competed in anything but forms competitions.

7.“Hey, l have an idea, let’s send about ten posters over from Bullshido to troll the Kung Fu terds who don’t know anything, what fun”!!

8.No matter how ignorant one is on a given subject and how many times they are proven wrong, the other person doesn’t know “teh realz”.

9. TGY uses trolls like plastic f**uck dolls.

10. Ronin's version of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[Lucas]

1. No matter how experienced and knowledgable a poster may be, most new posters (trolls) will write everyone off as an incompetent newbie.

2. Sanjuro posts less hotties than he used to.

3. Qi is totally real.

4. Qi is totally fake.

5. I still dont know how to spell Dravis Jemison's name.

6. Bawang is a Taoist immortal here to enlighten us all.

7. I totally should have entered NinjaStar for a free sub...

8. Blood Oaths actually hurt.

9. If I secretly mix judo in with my kungfu I can just claim I learned it all via direct transmition from the Taoverse Diety and none will be the wiser to my secret kungfu ground fighting methods.

10. Trolls make the world go round...

[dirtyrat]

4.Kung Fu people who practice animal techniques take that animal’s spirit and become an insect, a large cat, or a long, serpent like mythical creature (Iron Eagle's Johnson doesn't count)

apparently i have laboring under a false assumption....

[hskwarrior]

(Iron Eagle's Johnson doesn't count)

all you have is a meesely JOHNSON..........guess not all of us can claim the BRONSON Johnson........

[Drake]

1. Groundfighting is for lowly dogs. I will not fight lowly dogs, and will repel them with my chi.

2. A solid number of people come here only to see what pictures Sanjuro Ronin will post next.

3. Bawang will always hate you, no matter how hard you try to please him.

4. On the off-topic forum, if you are a republican, you are wrong. If you are a democrat, you are wrong too. Oh, and if you are a moderate... yeah, you are also wrong.

5. There still has been no open debate as to how ninja gear relates to kung fu, except the enormous profit to be made off of suburban middle class kids trying to be L33t.

6. Apparently thousands of years of refining a fighting art through warfare, bloody competition, and spiritual mastery can be utterly wrong, and there is no shortage of teenagers coming here to tell you so.

7. Apparently Bruce Lee was so utterly badass that people waited nearly half a century after his death to dare utter a negative word about him. Now everyone thinks they could "take him down" and he never fought anyone except some paraplegic schoolgirls.

8. Don't even try debating in the WC forum, unless you have a lot of spare time and a strong resistance to carpal tunnel syndrome.

9. Nobody has caught on yet that MMA is a mix of martial arts, to include TCMA.

10. If you click any of Bawang's links at work, you are utterly and completely responsible for the firing that follows.

[Iron_Eagle_76]

5. I still dont know how to spell Dravis Jemison's name.

True story, one time David battled the Hawk of Achill after it stole one of his famous barrels of whiskey, and.................

[YouKnowWho]

2 Things I learned from posting on Kung Fu Magazine.

A: To do is to be, to be is to do, Do Be Do Be Do.
B: Don't understand what you are trying to say here.
A: Its not something you can put in words if you can't relate to the experience.

A: What your opinion on ...?
B: My opinion is ... What's your opinion?
A: I leave it to those who are doing ...

[wenshu]

Kung Fu Magazine Forums is exactly like the Internet in general:

99% bullshit, 1% bawang.

[Robinhood]

Their are three kinds of people,

1. People who know they know.

2. People who know they don't know.

3. People who don't know they don't know.

[uki]

1. if you don't provide a video of ripping someones jawbone off, it can't be done.

2. kung fu is a martial art.

3. McMA is "authentic" martial arts.

4. modern man is physically superiour to ancient man.

5. anyone who dissents from "politically correct" martial arts topics is considered a troll.

6. the true masters on this forum reveal themselves thru the humor incorporated into their posts, which clearly indicates that ones mind is up to par and functioning properly(the mind controls the body, incase you can't put the analogy together)

7. NYsanda is kickboxing school.

8. Dale is an ogre that will crush puny forum members with one hand(actually i learned this after i met him) LOL

9. hmmmmmmm....

10. some people have waaaaaay too much time on their hands.

[MightyB]

10. Most people who bag on TCMA, and brag about the merits of MMA and BJJ have never stepped foot in a TCMA, MMA, or BJJ school.

9. If you smack a traditionalist, he'll say your form wasn't quite right, if you smack an MMAer, they'll say you used kick boxing.

8. Ninjas are TCMA, especially the Ninjettes.

7. Nacho Cheese should be spicy.

6. Real Chili doesn't have beans.

5. WC can be cool but needs a better doorman to keep the riffraff out.

4. One bad apple does spoil the bunch.

3. The forum helps pass the time that I'm supposed to be working.

2. Mantis hooks are bad arse.

1. 60% of the time, I'm right all the time.

[Iron_Eagle_76]

3. The forum helps pass the time that I'm supposed to be working.

It is a proven fact that no one who posts on this forum during the day works very hard!!

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[donjitsu2]

It is a proven fact that no one who posts on this forum during the day works very hard!!

I work very hard thinking of topical, insightful posts for this forum.