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  1. #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
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    9) My pet mouse Algernon died, and now I don't rite so gud no more.
    Hilarious...I think I read that book as a freshman in high school...you have a good memory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YouKnowWho View Post
    I just met Scott Brown the 1st time yesterday. He is a strong muscular BMF that nobody should mess with.
    Those are the best guys to demonstrate on!

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    what's a BMF? Bi Mongolid female???
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickey View Post
    Greetings,

    I did know Scott R. Brown was from Bulgaria.

    The strong and muscular part I knew. He gave a slight glimpse in his writings.

    His fixation on mashing mothers is..... something.......I just........... did not know.


    mickey
    Just to be clear, that would be OTHER PEOPLE'S mothers, NOT my own!

    Quote Originally Posted by TenTigers View Post
    what's a BMF? Bi Mongolid female???
    That would be MR. Big MONGOLIAN female to you!

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    Hi Scott R. Brown,

    I think that would go without saying. I have yet to see that level of scurvy- ness here at the forum.

    I guess it is best to be clear.


    mickey

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    Kung Fu is to non practitioners of it as calculus is to monkeys.
    Where is the like button
    To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders.
    -Patanjali Samadhi


    "Not engaging in ignorance is wisdom."
    ~ Bodhi


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    Quote Originally Posted by TenTigers View Post
    what's a BMF? Bi Mongolid female???
    http://www.offeritem.com/pulp-fictio...ion-90615.html

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    10 things i learned...

    1. if you don't provide a video of ripping someones jawbone off, it can't be done.

    2. kung fu is a martial art.

    3. McMA is "authentic" martial arts.

    4. modern man is physically superiour to ancient man.

    5. anyone who dissents from "politically correct" martial arts topics is considered a troll.

    6. the true masters on this forum reveal themselves thru the humor incorporated into their posts, which clearly indicates that ones mind is up to par and functioning properly(the mind controls the body, incase you can't put the analogy together)

    7. NYsanda is kickboxing school.

    8. Dale is an ogre that will crush puny forum members with one hand(actually i learned this after i met him) LOL

    9. hmmmmmmm....

    10. some people have waaaaaay too much time on their hands.

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    10. Most people who bag on TCMA, and brag about the merits of MMA and BJJ have never stepped foot in a TCMA, MMA, or BJJ school.

    9. If you smack a traditionalist, he'll say your form wasn't quite right, if you smack an MMAer, they'll say you used kick boxing.

    8. Ninjas are TCMA, especially the Ninjettes.

    7. Nacho Cheese should be spicy.

    6. Real Chili doesn't have beans.

    5. WC can be cool but needs a better doorman to keep the riffraff out.

    4. One bad apple does spoil the bunch.

    3. The forum helps pass the time that I'm supposed to be working.

    2. Mantis hooks are bad arse.

    1. 60% of the time, I'm right all the time.

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    3. The forum helps pass the time that I'm supposed to be working.
    It is a proven fact that no one who posts on this forum during the day works very hard!!
    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". -Cus D'Amato

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    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron_Eagle_76 View Post
    It is a proven fact that no one who posts on this forum during the day works very hard!!
    I work very hard thinking of topical, insightful posts for this forum.





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    Quote Originally Posted by TenTigers View Post
    what's a BMF? Bi Mongolid female???
    Speaking of Mongolian Females..... Before I got married I was in Beijing for a SC tourney. The Mongolian team was there and had some really big fighters. There was this Mongolian girl - 6' 8" and about 289lbs. She was all torso, had short legs, but she picked up me and a classmate of mine like 2 pigs under her arms and stated "Ah Ah Ah Americans, ha ha ha". One of the coaches (Mark Wong) was trying to get me to marry her, he said we could create a Super SC team. Man..... the good old days.

    ginosifu

    ps: she tossed our American team girl (5' 10" and 230lbs) around like a rag doll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginosifu View Post
    Speaking of Mongolian Females..... Before I got married I was in Beijing for a SC tourney. The Mongolian team was there and had some really big fighters. There was this Mongolian girl - 6' 8" and about 289lbs. She was all torso, had short legs, but she picked up me and a classmate of mine like 2 pigs under her arms and stated "Ah Ah Ah Americans, ha ha ha". One of the coaches (Mark Wong) was trying to get me to marry her, he said we could create a Super SC team. Man..... the good old days.

    ginosifu

    ps: she tossed our American team girl (5' 10" and 230lbs) around like a rag doll.
    People pay good money for that...
    Guangzhou Pak Mei Kung Fu School, Sydney Australia,
    Sifu Leung, Yuk Seng
    Established 1989, Glebe Australia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yum Cha View Post
    People pay good money for that...
    And Yum Cha's accountant has found many creative ways to write it off as a business expense.

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