Some Essential Advice for the Wall Street Protesters:

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You forgot the one about the suicidal Islamic fundamentalist terrorist who has visions of Mohammed as he is walking out drunk out of lap dancing club, having just threatened everyone about blowing up American buildings, while the club waitress catches up with him at the door, shouting, "wait sir, you seem to have dropped your Holy Kuran on the club seat while our lap dancer was rubbing her genitals against yours"! LOL!
While the 'terrorist' replies, "no, don't worry lady, you can keep it, I have another copy that I will be "forgetting" and leaving behind in my car in the airport car park, right next to a Boeing 747 Flight Manuel, on my way to commit a 'terrorist' act! "........LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL!