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  • A no-touch-knockout master

    3 18.75%
  • An 8 year old blackbelt

    5 31.25%
  • Ashida Kim

    2 12.50%
  • 3 way tie (triple knockout)

    6 37.50%
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Thread: Who would win in a fight

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    Who would win in a fight

    Please note I am talking about a free-for-all, not tournament style.
    "If Ashida wished you to know his real name, I am sure he would write to you and tell you himself." --Danny Sainty

    "So, you supposed martial artists, what are you trining for? Who are you training to fight? Apparently no one. Because even in a hypothetical situation, you puss out, Ha! Ha!" --Ashida Kim

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    I have to go with the lesser of the evils here, the 8 yr old by a clumsy sweep and a jump kick!

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    unfortunately i'd have to go with 1989 version ashida kim...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu1IhjN0iTc
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    unfortunately i'd have to go with 1989 version ashida kim...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu1IhjN0iTc
    Is that referee an astronaut?
    "If Ashida wished you to know his real name, I am sure he would write to you and tell you himself." --Danny Sainty

    "So, you supposed martial artists, what are you trining for? Who are you training to fight? Apparently no one. Because even in a hypothetical situation, you puss out, Ha! Ha!" --Ashida Kim

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Hate Ashida Kim View Post
    Is that referee an astronaut?
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    Maybe a ghost buster?

    Joy chaudhuri

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    That is actually state of the art mobile camera equipment for it's time...
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    hes a space alien ghost buster
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    david ross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    unfortunately i'd have to go with 1989 version ashida kim...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu1IhjN0iTc
    WTF??? WWF kickboxing? Can you say 'scripted'?
    When seconds count the cops are only minutes away!

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    Sorry, sometimes I forget you guys have that special secret internal sauce where people throw themselves and you don't have to do anything except collect tuition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yao Sing View Post
    WTF??? WWF kickboxing? Can you say 'scripted'?
    what if i have a speach issue and i can only say scwipted?
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Bawang's Mom would win. She's very strong.

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    Greetings,

    I went with the no touch guy because he knows that his sh!t is bogus. Therefore, only he would have the sense to use a gun.

    mickey

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    each may win at his terms

    1. a little 8 year may strike your groin or knee

    such as monkey stealing peach.

    2. no touch may win by throwing darts or even sands in your eyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPJ View Post

    1. a little 8 year may strike your groin or knee

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    True. Had a good laugh seeing an adult offer to help an 8 year old practice his kicks.

    In his mind, he was humoring the kid.

    In reality, he underestimated the 8 year old and got dropped by a groin kick in less than half a second.

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    No weapons. No guns, no darts, no sand, etc.

    And because I know someone is going to ask, no, Ashida Kim is not allowed to wear a deer pelvis on his head, either.

    http://i.imgur.com/uReb3.gif
    Last edited by I Hate Ashida Kim; 04-05-2012 at 11:06 PM.
    "If Ashida wished you to know his real name, I am sure he would write to you and tell you himself." --Danny Sainty

    "So, you supposed martial artists, what are you trining for? Who are you training to fight? Apparently no one. Because even in a hypothetical situation, you puss out, Ha! Ha!" --Ashida Kim

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