Please note I am talking about a free-for-all, not tournament style.
A no-touch-knockout master
An 8 year old blackbelt
Ashida Kim
3 way tie (triple knockout)
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Please note I am talking about a free-for-all, not tournament style.
"If Ashida wished you to know his real name, I am sure he would write to you and tell you himself." --Danny Sainty
"So, you supposed martial artists, what are you trining for? Who are you training to fight? Apparently no one. Because even in a hypothetical situation, you puss out, Ha! Ha!" --Ashida Kim
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I have to go with the lesser of the evils here, the 8 yr old by a clumsy sweep and a jump kick!
Bad the Fukc Ass
unfortunately i'd have to go with 1989 version ashida kim...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu1IhjN0iTc
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Is that referee an astronaut?Originally Posted by Lucas
unfortunately i'd have to go with 1989 version ashida kim...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu1IhjN0iTc
"If Ashida wished you to know his real name, I am sure he would write to you and tell you himself." --Danny Sainty
"So, you supposed martial artists, what are you trining for? Who are you training to fight? Apparently no one. Because even in a hypothetical situation, you puss out, Ha! Ha!" --Ashida Kim
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Maybe a ghost buster?
Joy chaudhuri
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That is actually state of the art mobile camera equipment for it's time...
Kung Fu is good for you.
Bad the Fukc Ass
hes a space alien ghost buster
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WTF??? WWF kickboxing? Can you say 'scripted'?unfortunately i'd have to go with 1989 version ashida kim...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu1IhjN0iTc
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Bad the Fukc Ass
what if i have a speach issue and i can only say scwipted?
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
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Bawang's Mom would win. She's very strong.
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Greetings,
I went with the no touch guy because he knows that his sh!t is bogus. Therefore, only he would have the sense to use a gun.
mickey
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The way my mind plays it out, Kim is the first to go because he is too busy posing for his photographer and gets KO'd by an ambitious eight-year-old who knocks him off the stage.
The kid has stamina but is no match for the 280 pound no-touch master who shows little interest in moving beyond waving his hands around but is accustomed to holding audiences for long periods of time. Kid suffers heat stroke but No Touch is still trying to talk him into a conditioned response utilizing his patented blend of neurolinguistic conditioning, reiki therapy and hypnosis.
The lights go out. Everyone leaves. No Touch, mistaking Kim's photographer for a member of the press, follows him out the door explaining his advanced theories.
Fade to black.
"Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend yourself against fresh fruit."
For it breeds great perfection, if the practise be harder then the use. Sir Francis Bacon
the world has a surplus of self centered sh1twh0res, so anyone who extends compassion to a stranger with sincerity is alright in my book. also people who fondle road kill. those guys is ok too. GunnedDownAtrocity
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the kid is actually a muay thai midget.
after his victory he is invited to live in the legendary midget kingdom in china.
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