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    drake is an action hero in real life. he shoot the nuclear missile bomb to brown people. you are an "english teacher"
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    He sounds mad that Bruce Lee was actually a successful actor, and not scraping by doing ****ty commercials in poor countries.

    He's been dead for decades and **** is still ****ed off that Bruce Lee knew how to market martial arts and build a true acting career, unlike his ****ty "Use Po Po's Crotch Power to reduce itches and rashes!" career.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    drake is an action hero in real life. he shoot the nuclear missile bomb to brown people. you are an "english teacher"
    They blow themselves up here. Don't even have to pull the trigger. Just *splat!* and hope the ball bearings don't hit you.
    The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.
    ~ Mark Twain

    Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit.
    ~ Joe Lewis

    A warrior may choose pacifism; others are condemned to it.
    ~ Author unknown

    "You don't feel lonely.Because you have a lively monkey"

    "Ninja can HURT the Spartan, but the Spartan can KILL the Ninja"

  4. #64
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    And don't forget that most of us are grownups, and have been married for several years. Anybody can run around ****ing like a rabbit in heat. That's easy.

    Maintaining a marriage is for adults. You might figure that out if you ever grow up.
    Yeah, very true..... takes a lot of 'gongfu' to keep a marriage going....especially in these times of 'everything easy'

  5. #65
    It's 2012.



    The whole idea of challenge matches is a joke.
    Fantasy kung fu world is over.

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    this guy invites people to push hands, then surprise attack them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drake View Post
    Of course you will. Of course, I translate that as you being suckered by Chinese people who are taking advantage of your stupidity, and likely contracting STDs from Chinese prostitutes.
    Someone has chi blasted the correct.
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    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    amazing you guys have nothing better to do

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    Back in the 70's and 80's me and the school I was with would challenge and be challenged at the different schools around the area. Some with rules some w/o loads of fun . KC
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    Quote Originally Posted by wiz cool c View Post
    amazing you guys have nothing better to do
    Says the one who starts a thread about his challenge matches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiz cool c View Post
    amazing you guys have nothing better to do
    apparently, neither do you...

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    This **** is hilarious! Yeah, marriage I think is one of the hardest, but most rewarding thing I've ever done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brule View Post
    says the one who starts a thread about his challenge matches.
    i challenge you!!!
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    i challenge you!!!
    ok, push hands at midnight by the monkey bars.

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    i cant, thats past my bedtime
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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