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Thread: You know what the martial arts world needs?

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    You know what the martial arts world needs?

    First there were 10 year old blackbelts.

    Then there were 10 year old weight lifters.

    What we need next is a 10 year old no touch knockout master! He can be all mystical and they can show footage of adults in his class being thrown across the room without even being touched. Then the camera will cut to an interview with him and he'll be like "I like normal stuff, videogames, Pokemon, etc." and then the reporter, a female, will be like "how do your friends feel about the fact that you can kill them without touching them?" And he'll be like "well, I don't do that to my friends because I like them" and then it will cut back to the anchors who will be like "wow! What a kid! I'd hate to run into him in a dark alley!"

    "If you like metal you're my friend" -- Manowar

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    hahaha... I am sure Dillman is training someone for that one, coming soon to a McDojo near you...lol
    Tom
    Integrated Kung Fu Academy
    Kung Fu - Kickboxing - MMA -Self Defense
    Media, PA -Delaware County

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