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  1. 03-08-2013, 11:01 AM #16
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    i bet if those stone cold psychopath kung fu killers see those 100 pound grannies gossiping all day about lamas and lineage war, they would facepalm. they would facepalm so hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    and here's my fantasy response:



    we came close to that more than a few times.....
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    perhaps we are not being respectful enough to the original subject and person of the thread.


    *rubs testicles

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    perhaps we are not being respectful enough to the original subject and person of the thread.


    *rubs testicles
    indeed!!!!!
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    could you head over to the wing chun forum and do that a bit on this thread as well? it really needs it...

    http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/foru...ad.php?t=65450
    i dont want to go there. ill catch AIDS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    could you head over to the wing chun forum and do that a bit on this thread as well? it really needs it...

    http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/foru...ad.php?t=65450
    Since i'm on lunch and have nothing else to do maybe i'll have a good read. Haven't viewed the WC forum lately, i need a laugh or two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    could you head over to the wing chun forum and do that a bit on this thread as well? it really needs it...

    http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/foru...ad.php?t=65450
    I sprinkled some wisdom on that thread for you
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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brule View Post
    Since i'm on lunch and have nothing else to do maybe i'll have a good read. Haven't viewed the WC forum lately, i need a laugh or two.
    you'll ruin a perfectly good lunch
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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    i tried but didn't make it past page 2.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brule View Post
    i tried but didn't make it past page 2.....
    i knew someone once who tried to learn wing chun. filled with shame and grief, he walked calmly into the yellow river with dignity and grace and restored his honor.


    death is a preferrable alternative to wing chun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    Actually, my recent "return" only confirmed everything I believed... I just can't resist pointing out how incredibly STUPID the above is... but, of course, also incredibly common in the so called "wu lin" aka "mo lum"
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    don't forget to put a pork bun on the altar, I like those also
    I too am glad to see you have finally returned!

    However, encouraging bawang to pork the altar, may be going just a bit too far!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott R. Brown View Post

    However, encouraging bawang to pork the altar, may be going just a bit too far!!
    what are you saying? i dont understand. what is wrong with putting the pork on the altar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post

    putting the pork on the altar
    "putting pork on the altar" is what Gene Ching used to call his Saturday nights...
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  14. 03-08-2013, 11:48 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    what are you saying? i dont understand. what is wrong with putting the pork on the altar?
    Well, its not my altar.

    I have always believed that what a man does with his own altar in the privacy of his special altar place is his own business.

    I am questioning the appropriateness of mentioning such prurient goings on in public!
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    the post office still delivers mail?
    Indeed...well, not on Saturdays... and especially not on Saturday nights.
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