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    Deadly New Style

    Hi guys,

    As most of you know, I've spent the last few years in hiding, training in the Takeshi style of warriorship. Part of my warriorship is about developing elite assassinations skills, and I was wondering what kinds of methods the Mantis School has to offer...?

    Can someone provide me with an outline?

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    it's a well guarded secret so hopefully i don't get crap for this. Unlike the ninja who dress in black, we dress in green uniforms to blend in with the leaves. then we lay motionless until the person we are going to assassinate comes within striking distance. then with lightning speed we grab hold of them and chew their head off!


    hope this helps
    The mantisryu dojo.

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    Do you guys use martial trickery at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 18elders View Post
    it's a well guarded secret so hopefully i don't get crap for this. Unlike the ninja who dress in black, we dress in green uniforms to blend in with the leaves. then we lay motionless until the person we are going to assassinate comes within striking distance. then with lightning speed we grab hold of them and chew their head off!


    hope this helps
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    real mantis practitioners would not stand still. they would shift back and forth to mimic the movement of leaves in the wind. you are not a real mantis practioner. YOU AM FRAUD

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    Quote Originally Posted by katana_jitsu View Post
    Hi guys,

    As most of you know, I've spent the last few years in hiding, training in the Takeshi style of warriorship. Part of my warriorship is about developing elite assassinations skills, and I was wondering what kinds of methods the Mantis School has to offer...?

    Can someone provide me with an outline?
    No such animal as a deadly new style! It's the man and how he trains and what his value are. My simpleton experience!

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    Quote Originally Posted by katana_jitsu View Post
    Part of my warriorship is about developing elite assassinations skills, and I was wondering what kinds of methods the Mantis School has to offer...?
    Are you developing or just stealing?

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    bawang

    that is fine when you are a little bug, but a big object moving is not good.

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    I'm developing a new style entirely. It's roughly based on the following...

    1. Weapon techniques from Karate
    2. Kicking methods from Judo
    3. Punching borrowed from Tae Bo
    4. Martial trickery (Takeshi style)
    5. Infiltration techniques (Takeshi Ninpo)

    Obviously I'm not trying to improve upon Takeshi Jitsu, but I think it's important to adapt to the modern age.

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    I forgot to mention the warriorship training by the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katana_jitsu
    ...
    2. Kicking methods from Judo
    3. Punching borrowed from Tae Bo
    ...
    You are so great, keep coming with this stuff! *ROFL*

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    weapons from an empty hand style ? lol
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    "Kicking methods from Judo"

    ???

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    If you want deadly....

    When I really want to do some damage, I go for the left fake leg stance.
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    Mystery Solved

    Check out the link on Seppukku's post for Shaolin Ninjitsu's deadly style.

    http://shaolinninjitsu.webs.com/

    ...its pretty funny, here's the diagram of its origin. Ultimately the origin of all styles.

    Katana Jitsu has been trolling here for a long time...under various names.
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    I've heard rumors of a secret finishing technique in the mantis system that involves beheading your opponent immediately after copulation. Is this true, and if so, is it also true that it's only taught to women?

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