How does your kung fu prepare you for being dazed?

[MasterKiller]

Do you react like this squirrel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=FGn-etblqBw

Then train harder!

[Lucas]

I like how his friend bolted at the first sign of trouble, then snuck back to see what was up after it seemed safe.

[MasterKiller]

Respect his Iron Head skills.

[GeneChing]

I practice Shaolin zuiquan. I'm totally serious.


...or maybe just a little dazed....

[Bacon]

Kung fu does not... That's what sparring is for.

[Sima Rong]

You have to train realistically.
Instead of blocking, parrying, or avoiding, the techniques of a good striker, allow them to hit you as hard as they can with repeated punches or kicks. Assuming you are not unconscious, dead, and still have the use of most of your limbs, you will then hear morale-boosting theme music, the extent of your training will magically present itself, and you will overcome your opponent.

[taai gihk yahn]

You have to train realistically.
Instead of blocking, parrying, or avoiding, the techniques of a good striker, allow them to hit you as hard as they can with repeated punches or kicks. Assuming you are not unconscious, dead, and still have the use of most of your limbs, you will then hear morale-boosting theme music, the extent of your training will magically present itself, and you will overcome your opponent.

you invite disaster when u give away the secrets of kung fu in this manner...

[Sima Rong]

Of course, this method works better if you were also exposed to secret texts. So as a child you have to regularly go on caving expeditions and search for hidden passages in old buildings.

[Lucas]

Sparring is part of kungfu, just like any other martial art. If you believe otherwise you have had poor training and have been misled. Any school that offers no sparring is not giving you actual combat training. You're in a performance school.

Spar people that are better than you that have more experience and have them not hold back. You will get your share of being clocked.

[bawang]

You have to train realistically.
Instead of blocking, parrying, or avoiding, the techniques of a good striker, allow them to hit you as hard as they can with repeated punches or kicks. Assuming you are not unconscious, dead, and still have the use of most of your limbs, you will then hear morale-boosting theme music, the extent of your training will magically present itself, and you will overcome your opponent.

in wombat combat™ we carry casette tape of wong fei hong song inside fanny pack. now you can take the initiative and defecate the enemy before he attack you

[Sima Rong]

in wombat combat™ we carry casette tape of wong fei hong song inside fanny pack. now you can take the initiative and defecate the enemy before he attack you

LOL! Never thought someone would use the 37th strategy.
Wombat combat™, no can defend.

[bawang]

LOL! Never thought someone would use the 37th strategy.
Wombat combat™, no can defend.

what style do you teach? is it like toffie? or hooy louis?

[Neeros]

The ability to stay calm is one off the top of my head.

[Sima Rong]

what style do you teach? is it like toffie? or hooy louis?

I am a beginner, training in Songshan Shaolin. I cannot teach, and do not know these Toffee or Huey Lewis styles of which you speak.

[bawang]

I am a beginner, training in Songshan Shaolin. I cannot teach, and do not know these Toffee or Huey Lewis styles of which you speak.

what level buddha r u