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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    Curare resin drop on the inside of a sharpened fingernail.

    You're welcome.
    Thats too risky for me, a chance of dna being left if something goes wrong. I'd prefer to put something in a tub of favored ice cream, or syringe through the cork in a bottle of regularly drunk wine, something like that.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    Poison is the best way.
    Death by tea bagging.
    In Chuck Norris case, death by potato sacking.
    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    Death by tea bagging.
    In Chuck Norris case, death by potato sacking.
    /Win......
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    You can only hope to develop instincts and situational awareness, strike first ask questions later...

    With a text book perfect fan kick of course...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhHl2c-C-zw

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    Only bawang can stand up to this with his head of solid rock. Nothing can touch a head so thick.

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    Speaking of Chuck, I just saw the Expendables 2.

    Talk about pieces of crap. lol
    Worst movie of the year, just terrible.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    Speaking of Chuck, I just saw the Expendables 2. Talk about pieces of crap. Worst movie of the year, just terrible.
    Meanwhile, Lincoln was the comedy hit of the year.

    No, seriously.

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    Gentlemen, please

    Contain your movie review posts to the appropriate threads.

    Expendables 2

    Lincoln

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    I think Dave might have gotten his movies confused and went to see Expendables and thought it was Lincoln.
    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

  10. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    That is only the point I have been making here for the past 11 years!

    All the training in the world, all the pro/amateur/back alley fights you win, lose or draw does not really mean much.

    If someone wants to get you, they will, no matter how BAD you think you are or pretend to be!

    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    Speaking of Chuck, I just saw the Expendables 2.

    Talk about pieces of crap. lol
    Worst movie of the year, just terrible.
    A little inside info:

    It was supposed to be bad!

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    I got sucker-punched once, when I was living in Taiwan. I was drunk and walking back home late one night, when I crossed a street right in front of a guy on a scooter or motorcycle, which obviously p!ssed him off. Mentally, I was off in my own world, and next thing I know, I get punched on the side of the head. When I look up, he's already back on his bike cussing like mad and taking off. I think he broke his hand; although the force knocked me down, I distinctly remember hearing/feeling a crunching and probably his thumb breaking or dislocating; it wasn't my head, because it really didn't hurt at all. Fortunately for me, he didn't know how to punch properly.

    What I was mad about is that I've always been very aware, and had avoided or dealt with situations many times before, and I let my guard down big-time. I was p!ssed at myself for some time afterwards.

    Needless to say, I haven't been drunk since.
    Last edited by Jimbo; 11-21-2012 at 11:48 AM.

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