Deadly Wisdom

[Lucas]

Thats because I eat a lot of sugar.

[Kellen Bassette]

I wish I was a mouth boxer.

That's going to be my new form. Zui Quan. 觜拳

[Lucas]

You could make a lot of money teaching that to polititians and lawyers.

[wenshu]

That's going to be my new form. Zui Quan. 觜拳

That's actually the abbreviated name of 肛门嘴拳.

Otherwise known as Ass To Mouth Boxing. It is a distinctive substyle of the more widely practiced Colostomy Boxing.

[bawang]

That's actually the abbreviated name of 肛门嘴拳.

Otherwise known as Ass To Mouth Boxing. It is a distinctive substyle of the more widely practiced Colostomy Boxing.

肛门拳 is one of the advanced black sash forms in wombat combat. it is one of the legendary forms of the shaolin east gate.

monk yue kong was famous for trapping his pooponents in a powerful qin na lock, and fisting them to death.

[David Jamieson]

seriously, never go ass to mouth boxing. bad news man....

hey warrior_man, quit being a jerk.
consider yourself publicly warned by the harshest, most disliked mod in kungfu town.

IE: me.

[Syn7]

Part of course is just his personality, but there are also objective reasons as well.

Yeah, cause he's an easy target. It's like tapping on an aquarium containing a powerless piranha. He may be a big guy, he may even be able to fight, but in this context he's an easy and very predictable mark. He allows his frustrations to override his common sense and causes him to jump to conclusions. Like how anyone who calls him out on his inadequacies are "mouthboxers" and he's hardcore cause his "door is always open".

[David Jamieson]

Yeah, cause he's an easy target. It's like tapping on an aquarium containing a powerless piranha. He may be a big guy, he may even be able to fight, but in this context he's an easy and very predictable mark. He allows his frustrations to override his common sense and causes him to jump to conclusions. Like how anyone who calls him out on his inadequacies are "mouthboxers" and he's hardcore cause his "door is always open".

What are the inadequacies he is called on? Mostly it's guys just being jerks and being belligerent. Nobody ever seems to take him up on his open door policy and instead they opt to sit behind a keyboard and whine about what he does.

By that factual measure, I would discern that he has something and they do not. It makes them jealous, get's their panties in a bunch and they have no way of ever being manly enough to go prove it, so they just continue being the worthless keyboard warriors they have defined themselves. as. lol.

P.S instead of tapping on the tank like a frightened little girl, stick your hand in and see how powerless the piranha is.

[bawang]

seriously, never go ass to mouth boxing. bad news man....

if you trained in real kung fu, you would know the power of ass to mouth boxing.

when i fight vale tudo, i load up on bath salts and start chewing.

[Kellen Bassette]

when i fight vale tudo, i load up on bath salts and start chewing.

You've uncovered the secret herbal supplement.