I'm waiting for the monkey beak....
The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.
~ Mark Twain
Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit.
~ Joe Lewis
A warrior may choose pacifism; others are condemned to it.
~ Author unknown
"You don't feel lonely.Because you have a lively monkey"
"Ninja can HURT the Spartan, but the Spartan can KILL the Ninja"
It's not pathetic, it's funny. Perhaps not to you, but it is to others and myself. You see, we all know you are just a joke, and that's all jokes are good for, cheap laughs. At least now you know you're value and contribution here on this forum. You're welcome.
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.