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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    True! You have a firm grasp of the Queen's English!

    HAHAHAHA! No, my teacher wasn't one of those VHS Sifus! But what if!??! LOL!

    When you rip a grown man's testicles clean from his body, and his clothes are then drenched with the blood from his leaking scrotum, are there any Chin Na applications useful for not losing your grip on him?

    Boy! I hope kids don't do that in a school yard. We would have a whole generation of eunuchs walking around! HAHAHHAAH!
    So, why don't you tell us all what's bugging you Masterkiller.
    You seem to have a lot of emotional issues today that you want to air in public.


    Kinda weird coming from you. Bad day? Night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    So, why don't you tell us all what's bugging you Masterkiller.
    You seem to have a lot of emotional issues today that you want to air in public.


    Kinda weird coming from you. Bad day? Night?
    Monseiur, I am merely delighted to discuss Kung Fu in a family friendly atmosphere free of oppression and tyranny!

    I appreciate your concern! But like the French say, "Je n'ai pas à m'expliquer avec vous" or something like that! LOL!!! I have no idea what I just said! I don't have a Queen!
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    Maybe MK was hacked?

    Naaaaah, those booty shots were too signature.

    Maybe MK answered Lucas's challenge at the Space Needle?

    The forum has been in a weird zone for a while - I blame the season and the coming apocalypse. I saw the Hobbit last night, so I'm going to let y'all sort it out and head back to the Shire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    Naaaaah, those booty shots were too signature.

    Maybe MK answered Lucas's challenge at the Space Needle?

    The forum has been in a weird zone for a while - I blame the season and the coming apocalypse. I saw the Hobbit last night, so I'm going to let y'all sort it out and head back to the Shire.
    When you dig your fingers into the eye sockets of another man, do you think it tickles his brain? LOL!!!
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    The French didn't give it away?
    The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.
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    Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit.
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    A warrior may choose pacifism; others are condemned to it.
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    "You don't feel lonely.Because you have a lively monkey"

    "Ninja can HURT the Spartan, but the Spartan can KILL the Ninja"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    Naaaaah, those booty shots were too signature.

    Maybe MK answered Lucas's challenge at the Space Needle?

    The forum has been in a weird zone for a while - I blame the season and the coming apocalypse. I saw the Hobbit last night, so I'm going to let y'all sort it out and head back to the Shire.
    Weird zone...yeah, you could say that.
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    Im sorry but all of a sudden he starts acting and talking like other trolls?

    I would be nervous.
    Mouth Boxers have not the testicular nor the spinal fortitude to be known.
    Hence they hide rather than be known as adults.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drake View Post
    The French didn't give it away?
    No, but they probably dropped it and ran in the other direction! LOL! At least Savate produces solid Can-Can girls!!! But with no testicle ripping, it's not Kung Fu! HAHAHAHA!
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

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    I scared.

    MK has gone off the deep end.

    The end is near.
    Mouth Boxers have not the testicular nor the spinal fortitude to be known.
    Hence they hide rather than be known as adults.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    No, but they probably dropped it and ran in the other direction! LOL! At least Savate produces solid Can-Can girls!!! But with no testicle ripping, it's not Kung Fu! HAHAHAHA!
    Gene... you may want to quarantine this. Sooner is better than later.
    The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.
    ~ Mark Twain

    Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit.
    ~ Joe Lewis

    A warrior may choose pacifism; others are condemned to it.
    ~ Author unknown

    "You don't feel lonely.Because you have a lively monkey"

    "Ninja can HURT the Spartan, but the Spartan can KILL the Ninja"

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    Quarantine and delete the mess, would be an optimal solution.
    The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.
    ~ Mark Twain

    Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit.
    ~ Joe Lewis

    A warrior may choose pacifism; others are condemned to it.
    ~ Author unknown

    "You don't feel lonely.Because you have a lively monkey"

    "Ninja can HURT the Spartan, but the Spartan can KILL the Ninja"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Dugas View Post
    Im sorry but all of a sudden he starts acting and talking like other trolls?

    I would be nervous.
    Dale, you are a seasoned Kung Fu veteran. Would you like to expound upon ways to condition one's ears for the cracking of bones and ligaments when they are twisted from their joints? Or perhaps you could discuss proper methods to wrench a man's ears from the sides of his head!

    These are kung fu topics!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drake View Post
    Quarantine and delete the mess, would be an optimal solution.
    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson
    your thread here is EXACTLY what this particular forum is for.

    Good choice!
    A Mod disagrees!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    Dale, you are a seasoned Kung Fu veteran. Would you like to expound upon ways to condition one's ears for the cracking of bones and ligaments when they are twisted from their joints? Or perhaps you could discuss proper methods to wrench a man's ears from the sides of his head!

    These are kung fu topics!
    Ears takes about 15 lb psi to tear from someones head. It really doesn't take much effort so much as it takes know how, such as where to grip and which way to pull.

    This is pretty common knowledge and isn't exactly a Kung Fu topic but in martial arts, fighting is dirty, so fight dirty is an axiom.

    Unless you're into sport, then it seems to be about pretending you have no ego, you are humble etc etc, an then acting entirely the opposite of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    A Mod disagrees!
    The point is that you are the mess.
    We don't know why.
    You are being weird.
    But meh. We can still talk Kung Fu, but I'll let you figure out how to fondle and harm peoples junk on your own.

    If you have a real question about making violence and using chinese martial arts to do so, I can certainly try to help you understand.
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