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  1. #16
    We already have the Ultimate Martial Art. It's called Wombat Combat.

    It's a mix of Wing Chun, Xing Yi, Tai Chi for health and Mongolian Wrestling.

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    Oh God ****** MightyB!!

    My eyes! Ouch! My ****ing eyes.

    Are eye gouges against the rules?
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    Do those great powers comes great responsibility P.HB?
    With that wording, I'm gonna assume we're talking about the redhead here. And yes.

    Lucas in Costume
    That is ****ing terrifying!

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    I am forced to correct this erroneous posting of MightB. Obviously he is a vibrant exhibitionist and will use any opportunity to get his photos some hits.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post


    I am forced to correct this erroneous posting of MightB.
    IDK, I think your other costume was more intimidating.

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    I think being able to perfectly master something after seeing it once, like in Chocolate is pretty much awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MightyB View Post
    IDK, I think my gay cat costume that I was modeling was more intimidating
    Admit it, you're scared.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pazman View Post
    /win!!!!!!
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Wombat Kombat bitches
    It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    GYMKATA!!!!
    When Gymnastics and Karate are fused, the combustion becomes an explosion and a new kind of martial art super hero is born! Gymkata!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mkl9rtttog

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    Lucas vs. MightyB in a CAT FIGHT!

    If only you two were nacho ninjettes. Then we'd see this thread view count skyrocket. As it stands, I think it's dropping. But that's forum fu for ya.
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  14. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    My eyes! Ouch! My ****ing eyes.

    Are eye gouges against the rules?
    It's only legal when you gouge out your own eyes to eliminate distractions thus increasing your general awareness.

    Serious, you should try it! Don't forget to film it.

    Besides, this forum is much more fun in braille!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MightyB View Post
    Just for fun, What styles or style attributes would you adapt to create your vision of the Ultimate Martial Artist?
    spece mereens


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