The Ultimate Martial Arts Thread

[Lucas]

[MightyB]

If only you two were nacho ninjettes. Then we'd see this thread view count skyrocket. As it stands, I think it's dropping. But that's forum fu for ya.

sometime back Lucas and I decided we were mortal enemies. We need to keep the rivalry going!

[MightyB]

this is awesome btw.

[Lucas]

sometime back Lucas and I decided we were mortal enemies. We need to keep the rivalry going!

Don't make me sick my ninja kitten on you. It may look cute, but that little fukker is dangerous.

[David Jamieson]

Don't make me sick my ninja kitten on you. It may look cute, but that little fukker is dangerous.

green beret karate squirrel is more brave than ninja kitten.

[GeneChing]

...you know, like one of those singing trout or Kung Fu Hamsters....

sometime back Lucas and I decided we were mortal enemies. We need to keep the rivalry going!

Spoken like true martial bruddahs. Carry on!

[Punch.HeadButt]

That squirrel would be even cooler if it sang Kung Fu Fighting...
...you know, like one of those singing trout or Kung Fu Hamsters....

A relative gave me one of those Kung Fu hamsters once. I laughed my ass off for a good 10 minutes the first time I set it off, tears in my eyes and all.

I was pretty ripped at the time.

[Lucas]

green beret karate squirrel is more brave than ninja kitten.

Ninja kitten lives in the shadows, and only to serve her master, me. I forbid ninja kitten to die, she must survive so that she can continue to dispatch my enemies in the future. This is the code of the Ninja Kitten.

Green beret karate squirrel is indeed a worthy warrior, but lacks the skills to survive among the shadows.

[GeneChing]

And the Karate Gerbil?

[Lucas]

Depends on kungfu hamster's style, lets just hope its not wing chun...if it's a Shaolin Hamster, we got something to work with. Karate Gerbil is a step below Green Beret Karate Squirrel. He has skills but doesnt have the real world experience to back it up. He is ok in the dojo but can't handle the streets. Besides, he is a grand master so he's probably kind of old by now and wont be able to keep up with the young gerbils. Gerbil is one of those weird words that get even more strange as you say/type it.

[Punch.HeadButt]

Kung Fu Hamster has numchuck skillz

[Lucas]

i heard kungfu hamster has advanced iron claw skills too

[Syn7]

i heard kungfu hamster has advanced iron claw skills too

Yeah but he doesn't apply it realistically in training.

[JamesC]

Yeah but he doesn't apply it realistically in training.

Hahahaha!!

[Punch.HeadButt]

Yeah but he doesn't apply it realistically in training.

Believe me, if you push his buttons that mofo WILL start Kung Fu Fighting at the drop of a hat...