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  1. 02-26-2013, 01:47 PM #16
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    I feel whole again.

    Ross, I offer our member Lucas for sacrifice. Does this please you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JamesC View Post
    I feel whole again.

    Ross, I offer our member Lucas for sacrifice. Does this please you?
    It has to a virgin sacrifice or its no go. Unless you know something we don't....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernard View Post
    It has to a virgin sacrifice or its no go. Unless you know something we don't....
    Everyone knows Lucas is a virgin. Duh.
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    Sorry Lucas....

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    Everyone knows Lucas is a virgin. Duh.
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    Lucas also wears togas. Rest in peace sweet prince.
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    The strength of the Virgin Warrior.... the power of mist over a mountain.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernard View Post
    It has to a virgin sacrifice
    half the forum ran out of here shrieking in terror
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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....
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    I stand strong with my virgin power.
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    no worries Lucas

    bawang, as usual, has found a loophole, and is eager to deflower you to save you from this horrible fate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    bawang, as usual, has found a loophole, and is eager to deflower you to save you from this horrible fate.
    I thot he only buggered the neighbor's dog at 2 AM...
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    beware Lucas

    2 AM approacheth...
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    I thot he only buggered the neighbor's dog at 2 AM...
    The dog stopped returning his calls....
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....
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  13. 02-26-2013, 04:13 PM #28
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    Southpark quote

    "Sacrifice in March, corn have plenty starch."
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    No romance by force!!!!! If he does that then I lose all my virgin powers.
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    Wow the MA anti-christ is back, was getting a bit civil and dull round here.

    I wonder if Gene has a kill switch wired into Daves PC for DEFCON 1 threads?

    In any case its great to have him back, loud - but he speaks the truth
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