I only found it because YOU posted a link to your old birthday threadOriginally Posted by GeneChing
What kind of OCD fevered brain remembers a post like that from half a decade ago?
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I only found it because YOU posted a link to your old birthday threadWhat kind of OCD fevered brain remembers a post like that from half a decade ago?
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Shaolin Jinnaluo War Cult
A lot of the bad ones too!All great Horror movies have sequels....
You can have Kung Fu in cooking, it really has nothing to do with fighting!
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/\ see above, that mind is GENE CHING....
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Too true....A lot of the bad ones too!
Behold. Mighty Ross. His coming was foretold in the Book of BaWang. He will come with a Vengeance on David, Son of Jamie. The Warring Trolls will unite across the Forums of Ching. And the Virgin Warrior, Pure-Hearted Lucas shall be offered up in Sacrifice to appease His Wrath. His Truth will ring in the hearts of the Kickboxers, and They shall be Glorified forevermore. Peace be upon you, Internet Traveler.
Mouthboxer Deprogammer
Mouth Boxers have not the testicular nor the spinal fortitude to be known.
Hence they hide rather than be known as adults.
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who is the kill joy that moved this?
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You should post a fearsome picture of you eating a cupcake with the caption reading, "Your next!"
You can have Kung Fu in cooking, it really has nothing to do with fighting!
Resigned
I guess u have been reclassified as "off topic"; ah well, sooner or later it happens to all of us I suppose...who is the kill joy that moved this?
Publisher
Well, I'm paid to be here. Well, sort of...
It'll actually get more presence here, as the OT forum is slower so it'll be on the first page longer. That being said, I didn't move it. I might have, had I thought about it more. I could look up who moved it, but I'm not going to do that. I'm hoping it was one of our quieter mods - they are the sneakiest.who is the kill joy that moved this?
Oh don't encourage him.
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Dale, I've always thought "The Beard" was one of Kimbo's secret weapons...
Guangzhou Pak Mei Kung Fu School, Sydney Australia,
Sifu Leung, Yuk Seng
Established 1989, Glebe Australia
GM of Hadaka Korosu
“There was a man name Gene Ching who had many trouble makers. The one know as David Ross said to Gene, ‘My Liege, give me my share of the estate.’ So he divided his property to him.
“Not long after that, Dave Ross got together all he had, set off for a distant country and there squandered his wealth in wild living. After he had spent everything, there was a severe lack of practical martial arts in that whole country, and he began to see the need. So he went and hired himself out to a citizen of that country, who rejoiced in his teachings ( and free incentives). Yet He longed to fill his stomach with the the readings of Kung fu forums.
“When he came to his senses, he said, ‘I must return to the kung fu forums! I will set out and go back to Gene and say to him: My Liege, I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called LKFMDC; make me like one of your hired servants.’ So he got up and went to Gene Ching.
“But while he was still a long way off, Gene CHing saw him and was filled with compassion for him; he ran to him, threw his arms around him !
“Dave Ross said to him, ‘My Liege, I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy of your forum’
“But Gene Ching said to his moderators, ‘Quick! Bring the best robe and put it on him. Put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet. Bring the fattened calf and kill it. Let’s have a feast and celebrate. For this son of mine was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.’ So they began to celebrate.
“Meanwhile, David Jamieson was in the field. When he came near the house, he heard music and dancing. So he called one of the servants and asked him what was going on. ‘Your brother has come,’ he replied, ‘and Our Liege has killed the fattened calf because he has him back safe and sound.’
“DJ became angry and refused to go in. So Gene Ching went out and pleaded with him. But he answered his Liege, ‘Look! All these years I’ve been slaving for you and never disobeyed your orders. Yet you never gave me even a young goat so I could celebrate with my friends. But when this forum poster of yours who has squandered your property with prostitutes comes home, you kill the fattened calf for him!’
“‘My moderator,’ Gene Ching said, ‘you are always with me, and everything I have is yours. But we had to celebrate and be glad, because this brother of yours was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.’”
Psalms 144:1
Praise be my Lord my Rock,
He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
Shaolin Jinnaluo War Cult
Nice retelling Sanjuro. That must be from the NIV, it reads a bit different in King James.
Personally, I think LKFMDC and DJ should have a grudge match. Jamieson will be oiled with Quebec's finest maple syrup, Ross with upstate New York's. Whoever is knocked off the Lei Tai first will be forever Bawang's personal slave.
You can have Kung Fu in cooking, it really has nothing to do with fighting!
Itinerant practitioner
The prodigal son? Really?
Did you copy paste that and replace the names?
Kung Fu is good for you.
Itinerant practitioner
But I have no grudge...
Anybody got a spare one?
Kung Fu is good for you.
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