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Thread: the parable of david ross

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    “There was a man name Gene Ching who had many trouble makers. The one know as David Ross said to Gene, ‘My Liege, give me my share of the estate.’ So he divided his property to him.

    “Not long after that, Dave Ross got together all he had, set off for a distant country and there squandered his wealth in wild living. After he had spent everything, there was a severe lack of practical martial arts in that whole country, and he began to see the need. So he went and hired himself out to a citizen of that country, who rejoiced in his teachings ( and free incentives). Yet He longed to fill his stomach with the the readings of Kung fu forums.

    “When he came to his senses, he said, ‘I must return to the kung fu forums! I will set out and go back to Gene and say to him: My Liege, I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called LKFMDC; make me like one of your hired servants.’ So he got up and went to Gene Ching.

    “But while he was still a long way off, Gene CHing saw him and was filled with compassion for him; he ran to him, threw his arms around him !

    “Dave Ross said to him, ‘My Liege, I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy of your forum’

    “But Gene Ching said to his moderators, ‘Quick! Bring the best robe and put it on him. Put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet. Bring the fattened calf and kill it. Let’s have a feast and celebrate. For this son of mine was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.’ So they began to celebrate.

    “Meanwhile, David Jamieson was in the field. When he came near the house, he heard music and dancing. So he called one of the servants and asked him what was going on. ‘Your brother has come,’ he replied, ‘and Our Liege has killed the fattened calf because he has him back safe and sound.’

    “DJ became angry and refused to go in. So Gene Ching went out and pleaded with him. But he answered his Liege, ‘Look! All these years I’ve been slaving for you and never disobeyed your orders. Yet you never gave me even a young goat so I could celebrate with my friends. But when this forum poster of yours who has squandered your property with prostitutes comes home, you kill the fattened calf for him!’

    “‘My moderator,’ Gene Ching said, ‘you are always with me, and everything I have is yours. But we had to celebrate and be glad, because this brother of yours was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.’”
    I bow humbly at thy recounting of this tale, and verily, bestoweth upon thee as laureled victory this thing that calleth they "the Internetz" as recompense for the telling...



    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    Bring the fattened calf and kill it.
    dang, Lucas just can't seem to catch a break around here this week...

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    But I have no grudge...

    Anybody got a spare one?
    I'll loan you one of mine, if it will help raise interest in maple syrup and sanda fighting.
    Quote Originally Posted by YouKnowWho View Post
    This is 100% TCMA principle. It may be used in non-TCMA also. Since I did learn it from TCMA, I have to say it's TCMA principle.
    Quote Originally Posted by YouKnowWho View Post
    We should not use "TCMA is more than combat" as excuse for not "evolving".

    You can have Kung Fu in cooking, it really has nothing to do with fighting!

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    That was pretty funny, s_r

    You know what a soft spot I have for the good book.

    Now go back to posting pix of hotties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    You know what a soft spot I have for the good book.

    Now go back to posting pix of hotties.
    Bible Tits!
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    Bible Tits!
    it's been done...


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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post


    dang, Lucas just can't seem to catch a break around here this week...
    We all have a purpose, my friend.

    Wyrd bið ful aræd!!
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    The prodigal son? Really?

    Did you copy paste that and replace the names?
    Yep, I wasn't going to put THAT much work into it, LOL !
    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    You know what a soft spot I have for the good book.

    Now go back to posting pix of hotties.
    My Liege,
    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    it's been done...

    Oh sweet whore of Babylon.

    Show us your Bible Tits!
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    They photoshopped her pores out...

    she has no pores!
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    They photoshopped her pores out...

    she has no pores!
    A creation of Satan to tempt mortal man !!!
    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    A creation of Satan to tempt mortal man !!!
    wait...so are you saying that Satan, Lord of Darkness, Prince of Pain, is actually Jimmy the graphics intern at Jezebel Magazine?

    That's amazing! So amazing, it could be true!!!!
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    wait...so are you saying that Satan, Lord of Darkness, Prince of Pain, is actually Jimmy the graphics intern at Jezebel Magazine?

    That's amazing! So amazing, it could be true!!!!
    One of his many minions !!!
    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    ok...well that one is a little creepy...
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