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  1. 02-28-2013, 07:18 AM #16
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    I would move out of the way?
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  2. 03-01-2013, 08:21 AM #17
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    Red-n-white t-shirt guy got out of the way, which is the right answer, right?

    Looks like the purse lady caught a chair in mid air coming at her. I'd try that with lighter chairs only.
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    CHI BALLS

    the obvious answer is chi balls

    so pull out your balls and get to it man
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....
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  4. 03-01-2013, 10:23 AM #19
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    I keep asking myself, "What would Kwai Chang do?"

    Slow motion, with the Bionic man music....
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    Offer that fat lady cake?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yum Cha View Post
    I keep asking myself, "What would Kwai Chang do?"
    pull out his chi balls

    while in a closet

    with a tie wrapped around his neck
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  7. 03-01-2013, 11:08 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    pull out his chi balls

    while in a closet

    with a tie wrapped around his neck
    what? too soon ??
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    She didn't catch the chair. She reached up to bat it away and her hand went between the seat and the backrest part.


    The thing with people like this is that all you have to do is step back a lil. Boom, stymied. They can hurt you when they get their hands on you, but it's so easy to just step back and take advantage of the fact that they can't catch you.
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    Is that a fat joke?
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    When the avalanche of snow or mud comes,

    we run or dodge and cover.

    A small flying chair, a big table and rains of bullets, ----- no matter.

    We dodge and cover.

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    she must have trained clf. they got a fetish with furniture

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    More like Choy lee Fat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    pull out his chi balls

    while in a closet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yum Cha View Post
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    you think it is too soon
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  15. 03-08-2013, 06:57 PM #30
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    A thrown table?

    Set it?
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