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  1. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    Again!!! My joke went missing and yet another forum member makes it!! This is a conspiracy I say!!
    I am sure there was a racist motivation to the deletion of your joke!

    Whoever deleted it should immediately cease and desist!

  2. #47

    Do you have a kiss for Daddy?

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post


    On the money
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  3. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott R. Brown View Post
    I am sure there was a racist motivation to the deletion of your joke!

    Whoever deleted it should immediately cease and desist!
    I think that you need to cease desisting, or at least desist from ceasing;

    either way, it's your call...

  4. #49
    reading this thread, am I really the only problem here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    Seriously. It's the water right? There's something in the water? I think there's something in the water. It's the water isn't it.
    12K+ dead pigs, if you're from Shanghai. (Seriously)

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    Yes, it would appear Zhujiang has moved north.

  7. #52
    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    reading this thread, am I really the only problem here?
    I guess it depends upon how one defines, "problem"!

  8. #53
    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    I think that you need to cease desisting, or at least desist from ceasing;

    either way, it's your call...
    If I ceased from desisting or desisted from ceasing I would still be doing whatever it is I do, which I won't tell what it is, cuz its an international secret and if anyone found it it would mean the end of the world as we know it! I have a moral responsibility then to not reveal whatever it is I do! So, stop trying to confuse me into giving it away....for free!

    I win either way so I will do neither, or both or neither and both, I'm not telling!

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    Day 2

    Still in negotiation. You can all help me by maintaining the peace here and by not bothering me with PMs or emails unless they are really important as I am preoccupied with this situation and it is costing me some precious time during a week that was already over-scheduled with other tasks.

    I am hoping for a positive resolution soon and will inform you all of the results as soon as possible.
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  10. #55
    I am sure we all wish you the best

    though you realize Shirley that some people get upset at anything no matter what
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott R. Brown View Post
    Here's the instigator right here!

    The end of KFMF all because of the oldest joke in the book!

    Gene is being sued by 14 billion Wong's!

    Two Wongs NEVER make a right!

    They might make a "wight" though!

    Bada Boom!

    I'll be running for the exit now!
    My work here is done then. Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    Still in negotiation. You can all help me by maintaining the peace here and by not bothering me with PMs or emails unless they are really important as I am preoccupied with this situation and it is costing me some precious time during a week that was already over-scheduled with other tasks.

    I am hoping for a positive resolution soon and will inform you all of the results as soon as possible.
    Would a sudden and quick death to your detractors help in any way?

    I understand there are some real killers here that would probably step to your aid.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    I always have your back, Gene and all my other brothers from other mothers here and beyond.

    My beard is at your service.
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    Hence they hide rather than be known as adults.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    Would a sudden and quick death to your detractors help in any way?

    I understand there are some real killers here that would probably step to your aid.
    I know this guy from a fishing village in North Korea. I'll make some calls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vash View Post
    I know this guy from a fishing village in North Korea. I'll make some calls.
    does he provide the highest form of public service?

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