April Fools

[anerlich]

Seiing as it's April Fool's Day in AUS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJr2B...ature=youtu.be

** I misspelled the thread title for numerological reasons.

[BPWT]

I find this so sad

What's wrong with people that believe this, sign up to it, participate and allow themselves to be filmed doing it.




That said, we have cults in Wing Chun where people jump around like rabbits (ducks head and runs for cover!)

[poulperadieux]

I find this so sad

What's wrong with people that believe this, sign up to it, participate and allow themselves to be filmed doing it.




That said, we have cults in Wing Chun where people jump around like rabbits (ducks head and runs for cover!)

PB cult :

The blue rabbit duck cult?

[Vajramusti]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJr2B...ature=youtu.be

** I misspelled the thread title for numerological reasons.

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some llama video!!

[Graham H]

Same rubbish as that poulperadieux does in his videos. Made up rubbish from people who live in the clouds.

[poulperadieux]

Same rubbish as that poulperadieux does in his videos. Made up rubbish from people who live in the clouds.

I live in the clouds and I'm proud !

There I have an nice views on rabids jumping contests on earth this Easter.
You look so nice from up there, Jumping, Jumping.

[Graham H]

I live in the clouds and I'm proud !

There I have an nice views on rabids jumping contests on earth this Easter.
You look so nice from up there, Jumping, Jumping.

Come on? Really? You should be sectioned dude. Have you had your LSD fix today? It seems you may have taken too much

[poulperadieux]

Come on? Really? You should be sectioned dude. Have you had your LSD fix today? It seems you may have taken too much

Talked with Lsd just a minute ago, how did you guess, you know this dude?

[Graham H]

Talked with Lsd just a minute ago, how did you guess, you know this dude?

At last we are getting to the bottom of it. You have mind fairies running around in your head. What is the weather like where you are?

[GeneChing]

Totally poaching this today.

[GeneChing]

Xinhua says Chinese should not celebrate April Fool's Day, netizens mock mercilessly



In a statement that we are pretty sure is not an April Fool's joke in itself, state media has come out against the anti-China, anti-socialist tradition that is April Fool's Day.
On its official Weibo page, Xinhua, a state media agency never exactly known for its sense of humor, told its followers earlier today: "April Fool's Day is not in keeping with our national cultural tradition or socialist core values. Please do not believe, create or spread rumors."
Social media users couldn't help but laugh at the directive:
"This is the best April Fool's Day joke yet," one netizen wrote.
"In the West, it only happens one day a year; however, in certain Asian countries, it is every day, every year," another posted.
"The media is publishing false news to fool people every single day, what difference is one more?" another user commented.
"In China, every day is April Fool's Day," echoed another.
"I will watch CCTV news to celebrate April Fool's Day," another wrote in.
"I never knew Xinhua had a sense of humor," another netizen posted.
Within just a few hours, the original Xinhua Weibo post was filled with thousands of satirical comments from netizens, and Xinhua chose to close comments on the post.
With this statement, Xinhua appears to be taking the silly Western holiday very seriously. "Spreading rumors" is a favorite catch-all term used by the Chinese government to prosecute those on the Internet disseminating misinformation about things like the Tianjin blasts and avian flu. Back in 2013, new guidelines called for anyone who posts rumors that are reposted by over 500 people or seen more than 5,000 times to be subject to up to three years imprisonment; effectively ending the golden age of Weibo.
It seems that Chinese media is taking the hard-line, tired of falling for various April Fool's Day hoaxes. Most infamously, in 2012, People's Daily reported that Kim Jong-un had been named "Sexiest Man Alive," citing The Onion. The party mouthpiece ran a full 55-page photo spread showing off the Pyongyang-bred heartthrob's "devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm and his strong, sturdy frame," before realizing that they had been had.
In 2013, CCTV ran a report that Virgin was about to begin a glass-bottomed plane service, citing CEO Richard Branson's April 1st announcement. The program's producer later dodged calls from reporters, asking her to comment on the report.
That same year, the business daily 21st Century Herald was tricked into reporting that Paul Krugman had gone broke.
In another incident that only recently came back to light, former state media journalist Li Zhurun admitted that in 1981, he had read a report that cadets at West Point were being taught to "learn from Lei Feng," the mythical PLA soldier. He reported the story and it soon became big news in China. It wasn't until 1997 that Li learned the original story he had read had ran on April 1st.

By Alex Linder in News on Apr 1, 2016 5:20 PM

I'm changing the thread title here from "Seiing as it's April Fool's Day in AUS" to "April Fool's" and moving this from the Wing Chun forum to OT.

[GeneChing]

Premieres May the fourth - Star Wars Day.

Or maybe not...

[GeneChing]

There are a lot of links in this article, but I'm only copying the first one.

You have been warned.

April Fools' pranks: Space burps, a Google snake and a pickle burger
From HelloFresh, Duolingo, McDonald's and other big names, here's a tally of this year's finest -- or, at least, most obvious -- April 1 2019 jokes.
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AMANDA KOOSER
APRIL 1, 2019 8:43 AM PDT


HelloFresh teases a unicorn-themed meal kit box for April Fools' Day.

HelloFresh
Turn your skepticism radar up to full blast. It's April Fools' Day and companies ranging from Google to ThinkGeek are looking to bamboozle you with bizarre and just barely believable pranks.

We're prowling the internet for the funniest and weirdest jokes out there, whether it's a talking tulip or a koala with leopard spots.

Google Maps snake game

The Google Maps app turned into an old-school video game with the addition of a "Play Snake" feature. Tap on the snake icon, hit play and choose from a selection of destinations, including San Fracisco, Tokyo and Cairo. It puts you in control of a red double-decker bus, street car or other city-appropriate mode of transportation. You then have to snake around and pick up passengers. It's a fun bit of retro entertainment.

Google says the interactive joke will stay live for about a week, though you can head over to a special Google Maps Snake website to play after the app prank is over.

Screenshot by Amanda Kooser/CNET
Google also released a video introducing Screen Cleaner in the Files app, a fake feature that is supposed to magically clean the outside of your phone from the inside.

Google Tulip
Google Netherlands offered up a very earnest video for Google Tulip, a new way to talk to the famous flower (and have it talk back). "Thanks to great advancements in artificial intelligence, Google Assistant on phones and Google Home is now able to understand tulips, allowing translation between Tulipish and dozens of human languages," Google says.

It turns out tulips aren't great conversationalists.


SodaStreamMe recruits an astronaut

Retired NASA astronaut Scott Kelly teamed up with SodaStream to introduce SodaStreamMe, a burp-powered fizzy-drink maker. The ad plays on the difficulty astronauts have in space with ingesting carbon dioxide. There's a reason astronauts aren't chugging root beer in orbit.


ThinkGeek unveils oddball products
Geeky gear retailer ThinkGeek is infamous for its April Fools' fake products, some of which become real. For 2019, ThinkGeek went nuts with a lineup that includes a Banksy Toaster that burns the artist's prints onto bread, a Thor Mighty Mjolnir Mailbox, a Bean Bag onesie (yes, it's attached to your butt) and a Captain Marvel Universal Pager.

The Thor Mighty Mjolnir Mailbox is supposed to be "nearly indestructible."

ThinkGeek
HelloFresh's Unicorn Box
Meal delivery service HelloFresh encourages you to "eat like a mythical creature with a box full of farm-fresh rainbows, smiles and joy right at your doorstep." The company's glittery Unicorn Box meal kit sounds magically delicious. It's full of colorful frosting, gummy candies and, of course, rainbow sprinkles. Just don't ask if it's healthy.


T-Mobile Phone BoothE
T-Mobile's John Legere got April Fools' rolling early with the unveiling of the Phone BoothE on Friday. The pink booths are supposedly soundproof and meant to help mobile phone users have a private conversation on a busy urban street. Kind of like a modern Cone of Silence.

T-Mobile furthered the joke on April 1 by introducing the even-more-absurd Mobile EditionE (MEE), a portable version of the bigger booth.


Duolingo Push
Language-learning app Duolingo knows it's just too easy to dismiss its daily practice notifications, so for April Fools' Day, it's rolling out Push, a much pushier reminder system. Push involves a giant Duolingo owl mascot that follows you around and registers its encouragement or disappointment, depending on your preferences.


Contiki goes Dogtiki
A lot of April Fools' jokes focus on providing dog versions of services for humans. Travel-tour specialists Contiki unveiled a particularly nice take on this genre with Dogtiki, a coach tour vacation that's just for dogs.

"Now he can go on his own with dogs around his age, experience the world, get local sniffs, taste the food of different cultures and just come back with so many friends," says one enthusiastic dog owner. The best parts involve the tour guide trying to get the vacationing pups to interact with him.


Litter-Robot's The Cat Sheet
Automatic litter box maker Litter-Robot naturally turned to the feline side for its timely prank. The Cat Sheet is a high-tech sheet of paper that's designed to attract your cat to crawl onto it for a snooze. The fake advertisement is full of meaningless tech buzzwords and cute cats, a winning combination.


Shutterstock plans a physical library
Shutterstock is celebrating April 1 by stepping away from its digital heritage and promising to open a massive brick-and-mortar stock library full of physical images of tube socks and disgruntled ostriches. "Librarians will be replaced by first of-their-kind AI-powered robots, Cyanotypes, who will quickly search the extensive card catalog to help direct patrons to the image, video or music track of their choice," says Shutterstock.


Honda Pastport remembers the '90s
The Honda Pastport looks like a normal SUV on the outside, but the inside is another story. Honda's joke ad extols the virtues of the 1990s throwback interior, which includes a digital clock, cassette-to-CD converter, a pager holder and a dial-up modem in the glove box. It's all that and a bag of chips.


Lockheed Martin bottles space perfume
What does space smell like? Lockheed Martin bottles the odor of the cosmos for April Fools' Day and names it Vector. The company describes the smell as "featuring a deep metallic base" with a clean, sterile feel "balanced by a subtle yet seductive fiery undertone that burns off like vapor in the atmosphere." I sniffed a sample, and that's exactly what it smells like.

Lockheed Martin is actually offering up a limited run of Vector, which is designed to match a real astronaut's description of the smell of space.


Koalas with leopard spots
Tourism Australia offered up a compelling reason to book a trip to the land down under when it posted a photo of an adorable koala rocking some leopard spots. "We don't yet know why only certain joeys are blessed with such incredible fashion sense, but we're sure little April here is the envy of her friends," the tourism group wrote.

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It’s a little-known fact that some #koala joeys are born with leopard print fur 🐨

We don’t yet know why only certain joeys are blessed with such incredible fashion sense, but we’re sure little April here is the envy of her friends. #seeaustralia #wildlife #australia

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Mr. Potato Head loses his job
Kids these days just aren't into potatoes. Hasbro fired its iconic Mr. Potato Head toy on April 1 and replaced it with a hipster-friendly alternative: Mr. Avo Head, a bearded avocado.

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@Hasbro
Holy guacamole! We’ve given Mr. Potato Head the sack and we're introducing his new hipster companion, Mr Avo Head!

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Winterrun University
Australian classes directory Courses launched one of the most elaborate April Fools' sites of the day with the introduction of Winterrun University, a place for Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings fans to learn how to ride dragons and become jesters. The course finder works like a Choose Your Own Adventure book.

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Learn all the skills you need to know to survive in Westeros.

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McPickle Burger
While fast-food giant McDonald's in the US joked about offering shake-flavored dipping sauces, McDonald's Australia won the day with the all-pickles McPickle Burger. Pickle fans actually got excited about the prospect of a briny burger.


Logitech rebrands the wireless mouse
In one of the more sensible pranks of the day, Logitech decided that "wireless mouse" wasn't an accurate enough name for the computer peripheral. Instead, it's going with "hamster," since wireless mice have no "tails."


We'll update this post as April Fools' Day jokes appear, so check back for the latest and nuttiest developments.

[GeneChing]

This announcement got picked up by several food sites (like foodsided here). Gotta hand it to LKK. Hilarious!

Lee Kum Kee adds spicy and satisfying Sriracha Milk for a limited time
by Cristine Struble 1 day ago Follow @CristineStruble

For spice lovers, there is no limit to their devotion to the love of flavor. It is more a dash on some eggs at breakfast. In some ways, it can be part of everything. From plate to bowl to cup, why can’t it be everyone. Thanks to Lee Kum Kee and its very limited edition Sriracha Milk, it is time to bring the spice and flavor to the milk category.

Many people have expanded their milk preferences. Oat, almond and now sriracha can be part of that latte, smoothie or even cereal bowl. For anyone who wants to be part of the hottest trend, it is the cartoon to pour.

Looking at the milk category, no one has captured the spice option. Sure, oatmilk is smooth, but sriracha milk can have people getting a little hot under the collar. It is more than just about that perfect balance.

Given that Lee Kum Kee has 135-year heritage, people can trust this special, very limited time offering. Many people have turned to the brand for its bold, Asian sauces for flavoring their favorite dishes. Now, it is time to bring that complexity to the milk category.


According to the brand, the Sriracha Milk features “a blend of chili pepper paste, vinegar, garlic, sugar, salt and 1% low fat milk.” Just think of this milk added to coffee. It would make that olive oil conversation go away.

What about a bigger, bolder milkshake. Sure, there has been hot sauce and ice cream before, but why should the sweet and spicy fun stop there.

More importantly, it could amp up many dishes that use milk but are bland. Why just have pasta when you can have a spicier, creamer sauce. What about those mashed potatoes. The options are many.

Lee Kum Kee says the suggested retail price is $4.39. The very, very limited edition Sriracha Milk is available on April 1. Check www.LKK.com or the brand’s socials for more information.

April-Fools
Hot-Sauce!

[GeneChing]

Any good pranks this year?

I work from home mostly now. So if there's going to be a prank, it's coming from my wife (and she's merciless with pranking me) or my dog (and he's not hip to April Fools Day yet).