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    what kind of viking? norwegian, danish, swedish, etc.?
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syn7 View Post
    My grandfather was pure viking!


    Jupiter Optimus Maximus would shove that hammer up Thors ass.
    he wouldnt be able to pick mjolnir up!
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    he wouldnt be able to pick mjolnir up!
    JOMs will is so strong Thor shoved mjolnir up his own ass.

    Mars raped Loki, that's why he has mental issues.



    Danish. Mostly.

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    LOL!

    little does mars know that loki tricked him into raping him to make him hom0sexual.

    Thor was just really drunk. completely valid excuse.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    LOL!

    little does mars know that loki tricked him into raping him to make him hom0sexual.

    Thor was just really drunk. completely valid excuse.
    Nah, mars was always bisexual. He is more into conquest than preference.

    Yeah, you never know when you will get too drunk and end up with a hammer up your ass.

    He must have been celebrating his latest victory over Dagda. After that just too rub it in, Thor would cut down whole druidic forests for firewood to heat the stills. Hence the party afterwords.

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    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    I am Illuminati.

    And we approve of this picture.

    Seriously though, I highly doubt that the conspiracy theory folks who go on about Illuminati and Freemasons etc know wtf they are talking about. They are always so off the wall and so far away from the truth of what the fraternity is about. They get their clubs and organizations mixed up and think that the hidden hand is everywhere and connecting them all, it isn't.

    It's lazy minded slackers filling a void of ignorance with crappy guesses about something they actually have full access to if they would only have the courage to approach it.

    Many don't. Because many are fodder when it comes right down to it.

    But, we don't control the world. Just the important parts, and yeah, the crazy naysayers are seen as mentally incapable and unworthy of sitting in our lodges.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Secret Space - The Illuminati _ Their Conquest of Space.

    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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