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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    my womans is in boston. when i visit new york, i swear i will go to the school of mighty david ross, and prostate before him.

    at last, i can learn the mighty lama pie from the mighty david ross himself.
    How about come visit me and I will buy you some noodles.
    Mouth Boxers have not the testicular nor the spinal fortitude to be known.
    Hence they hide rather than be known as adults.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Dugas View Post
    How about come visit me and I will buy you some noodles.
    you are not as powerful as david ross

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    Maybe not, but my beard is cooler.
    Mouth Boxers have not the testicular nor the spinal fortitude to be known.
    Hence they hide rather than be known as adults.

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    your beard is not straight and flowing like guan gong, its curly like pubis of arab.

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    nice one.

    I extend my hand in salutation as well as greeting.

    Let me know if you are in town. I owe you many beers.
    Mouth Boxers have not the testicular nor the spinal fortitude to be known.
    Hence they hide rather than be known as adults.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Dugas View Post
    I owe you many beers.
    Make sure it's gluten free.

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    If Bwang wants to prostate before David Ross, I'll skip the video.

    Michigan is the land of hunting. Bow and arrow and firearms training would be everywhere. I think the Bear Museum is around there somewhere?? All the trophies he killed with bow and arrow. Like going to the zoo, without the walk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yum Cha View Post
    If Bwang wants to prostate before David Ross, I'll skip the video.

    Michigan is the land of hunting. Bow and arrow and firearms training would be everywhere. I think the Bear Museum is around there somewhere?? All the trophies he killed with bow and arrow. Like going to the zoo, without the walk.
    im not a citizen, i dont know if i will be allowed to own fire dragon. im also scared of hillbillies who make me have accident during lesson, because i am the big fannies of obama.
    Last edited by bawang; 04-13-2013 at 03:51 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    hay guys,
    i may be going to schoos in lansing michigan, and i am wondering if anyone is from michigan, and knows any good kung fu teachers in.

    i been in small town for 5 years and havent found any srs martial artists to train wit, other than tkd guys pretending to do muay thai. since lansing is a big city, i thought maybe there would be badass manly men of ultimate badasses, who train kung fu and not scare of death.
    Finally getting out of high school. ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robinhood View Post
    Finally getting out of high school. ?
    do this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvOPyOkn7cc

    it will make you less of a dog poosy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robinhood View Post
    Finally getting out of high school. ?
    He may joke around, but his intelligence far exceeds yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    do this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvOPyOkn7cc

    it will make you less of a dog poosy.
    Didn't you say that you were a little skinny computer nerd .? You might be more interested in the back door bars, to make you a man's man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syn7 View Post
    He may joke around, but his intelligence far exceeds yours.
    Well it definitely exceeds yours..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robinhood View Post
    Didn't you say that you were a little skinny computer nerd .? You might be more interested in the back door bars, to make you a man's man.
    i am strong. if you fight me, my pheromone would make your penus invert and turn you into womans. then we marry and live happily ever after, and fight crime as family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MightyB View Post
    Unfortunately I never found any traditional kung fu in Lansing. You can find good kung fu in Grand Rapids, Midland, and Ann Arbor (I never looked in Detroit, but there's probably some there)... all would require a bit of a commute. There's a few decent MMA clubs around you that regularly put people in fights if that's your thang.

    I'm in Mt. Pleasant / Midland area now and that's about an hour from you.
    Yes, Grand Rapids Is about an hour from you also. But I don't think you should come here. Our Kung fu is too deadly for you....bwahahahaha!
    Last edited by TaichiMantis; 04-14-2013 at 05:44 AM.
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