If you had to create your own new, humorously witty style of kung-fu

[KL70]

If you had to create your own new, humorously witty style of kung-fu, what would you call it and why ?

[GeneChing]

Wait, that's already been done.

[MightyB]

Stooge Fu

Based on the formidable fighting style created by the Three Stooges!

[GeneChing]

Stooge Fu

We all respect Master Moe.

[David Jamieson]

Well Duh

Bawang Pai Wombat Kung Fu

[bawang]

If you had to create your own new, humorously witty style of kung-fu, what would you call it and why ?

hi

wing chun

because gay

[YouKnowWho]

If you had to create your own new, humorously witty style of kung-fu, what would you call it and why ?

I would like to create a new style and call it "octopus" style. No kicking, no punching, just wrap your opponent's body and crash him all the way down to the ground.

http://imageshack.us/a/img444/5471/octopus.jpg

[SPJ]

I would create a bear style.

Bear hug and throw.

etc

[PalmStriker]

Mullet MantisGuanfu : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x32gdQ7C0QI

[PalmStriker]

I would create a bear style.

Bear hug and throw.

etc

Would also make for a nice throw rug.

[-N-]

To Fu.

It is soft and yields the opponent to death.

[Lokhopkuen]

Bear claw for a tasty a ss whippin

[David Jamieson]

Bear claw for a tasty a ss whippin

definitely ass expanding.

[SPJ]

I was going to say long arm ape style.

However, they are existing styles already.

[EternalSpring]

Dan-Tian Kuen.

i just feel that it would really **** my friends off.